“OK, you can keep them, but you have to scoop their box and feed them D-class personnel every day.”

"But you may have to muzzle SCP-682 for it does love getting out and eating people with out any regard to others, but 939 looks like it will be fine to keep free in the house, be weary of it mimicing your speech for it might order things over the phone as you for its self."

Funny thing is that...682 can change its size at will. So it is very possible for you to have puppy-sized 682, albeit, it being very unlikely to ever happen

939 do be vibin

Me and my friends like

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Youre my friend now. We're getting soft tacos later!

I like how usually making a monster small makes it cute

There are two types of cat...

Absolutely i 100% agree, theyre both adorable