Must be a pan pizza,
because that cat's a loaf

Aw man! Now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the inside of the lid!

Beautiful.

Dis box? I sits :y

Don't fall for his deceit; he's actually stealing all the heat from the pizza!

catto gotta stay warm somehow

Wholesome.

no boob

no butt

no vag

no benis

jus cat

Finally, some good fucking food

ProtectTheFurnace said:
Finally, some good fucking food

You, ProtectTheFurnace, get my personal award for the comment of the day.

<3 Gordon Ramsay.

okay, the cat can have the pizza. he claimed it fair and square

Gimsbery said:
okay, the cat can have the pizza. he claimed it fair and square

But it would be super unhealthy for the cat! :O

Unless it's a pizza made purely of carnivore diet.
That'd be fine.

HeroicHeretic said:
But it would be super unhealthy for the cat! :O

Unless it's a pizza made purely of carnivore diet.
That'd be fine.

hush! if cat wants, cat gets!

This is what i mean when i say i wanna eat pussy

This is actually amazing

stupid_human said:
no boob

no butt

no vag

no benis

jus cat

Ah,yes, boobs, butt, bussy and benis - the four billars of bornography.

I'm not amused but amused enough to comment.

DracosBlackwing said:
Aw man! Now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the inside of the lid!

I wonder what ever happened to those plastic pizza protectors that come in the box?

smote20xx said:
I wonder what ever happened to those plastic pizza protectors that come in the box?

I think you're thinking of the microwave pizzas, the frozen ones. This looks more like a delivery box, albeit a slightly undersized one considering the size of the cat in the picture (or maybe the cat's just big).

If my cat smells pizza she'll just knock it off the counter.

Or open the box herself by using the skills she learned of using her paw to open a cracked door.
And the drawer with her food in it.

Who eats pizza with a fork? Get that forkshit off my screen

Tasty loaf.

This is one of the most adorable pics I've seen on this site.

smote20xx said:
I wonder what ever happened to those plastic pizza protectors that come in the box?

Little Cesar's and some pizza huts still use them, they aren't considered environmental friendly and it was cheaper to stop using them so most pizza places stopped using them but you can order them in packs online.

nathmurr said:
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PIZZA, CAT!!!

Little trick if a kitty is doing this, instead of getting angry at them tickle their back feet, I have yet to meet a cat that won't annoyed enough to move. That way it doesn't damage friendship and you get your pizza back, they usually will willingly go elsewhere with the right gentle touches in the right spots, unlike dogs....I have and sat for both types of creatures for several decades now XD

Finally some fucking good food

dagdawilddog said:
Little trick if a kitty is doing this, instead of getting angry at them tickle their back feet, I have yet to meet a cat that won't annoyed enough to move. That way it doesn't damage friendship and you get your pizza back, they usually will willingly go elsewhere with the right gentle touches in the right spots, unlike dogs....I have and sat for both types of creatures for several decades now XD

Yep. Whenever i want mine to move, i just pet the back feet. Kitty turns around.

smote20xx said:
I wonder what ever happened to those plastic pizza protectors that come in the box?

The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

They are unsustainable and companies were getting bad reviews for using them.

I can haz pizza?

dracosblackwing said:
Aw man! Now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the inside of the lid!

all the cheese is gonna get stuck to the underside of the cat xD

s0ulw0m said:
Dis box? I sits :y

if is not made for sits, then why is made of warm?

30mrknowitall said:
I think you're thinking of the microwave pizzas, the frozen ones. This looks more like a delivery box, albeit a slightly undersized one considering the size of the cat in the picture (or maybe the cat's just big).

user_434535 said:
The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_saver

nachowolf01 said:
This is one of the most adorable pics I've seen on this site.

Why'd this get a downvote? He's right.

coffee_bean_cat said:
Must be a pan pizza,
because that cat's a loaf

xD

My cat does exactly this. She tucks in her paws and arms into herself and sits like a loaf of bread.

I love her for it.

Zowl

Very cute

美味的！

thepercussionist said:
My car does exactly this. She tucks in her paws and arms into herself and sits like a loaf of bread.

I love her for it.

Dang, your car has paws? Mine has tires and rims that make up wheels, but i guess its some sort of feature for new cars.

dracosblackwing said:
Aw man! Now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the inside of the lid!

dammit, now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the underside of the cat xD

pocketsquid said:
dammit, now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the underside of the cat xD

Thats why they include the little table inside so your cat doesnt squish the pizza.

cat1778 said:
Thats why they include the little table inside so your cat doesnt squish the pizza.

That makes all the sense in the world. Thanks, I guess I kinda always wanted that mystery solved, in the back of my head.

flefty said:
Dang, your car has paws? Mine has tires and rims that make up wheels, but i guess its some sort of feature for new cars.

That's actually not what springs to mind here... Namely such things as a sturdy enough table, made out of like titanium or some ridiculously out-of-sight alloy I guess. And maybe the pizza boxes... Must like theirs nigh-indestructible.

OWO ?!

I can see my cat doing this.

stupid_human said:
no boob

no butt

no vag

no benis

jus cat

U mean vag like vagtetble

flefty said:
Dang, your car has paws? Mine has tires and rims that make up wheels, but i guess its some sort of feature for new cars.

Little do we know that his car is really the cat-bus from 'My neighbor Totoro'

user_434535 said:
Yep. Whenever i want mine to move, i just pet the back feet. Kitty turns around.

The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

It was like a tiny plastic round table that sat in the middle of the pizza. The lil legs went between the slices and the table part supported the center of the box.

morgan_dreemurr said:
U mean vag like vagtetble

Eat your vagtetbles.

Literally my cat rn

kimty

cat

Is that my cat? Domino? Don't worry I'll get you outta there!

No paws sticking out? No tail?

10/10 loaf. Me likey.

Hello welcome to the bread bank

hermaniac said:
This is what i mean when i say i wanna eat pussy

I upvoted your comment once before but god damn i wanna upvote again

My cat sits like this all the time, usually tucking her tail under. She sometimes looks like a white rag if the room is dark with the right perspective.

Burnt loaf

user_434535 said:
Yep. Whenever i want mine to move, i just pet the back feet. Kitty turns around.

The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

It’s the table

user_434535 said:
Yep. Whenever i want mine to move, i just pet the back feet. Kitty turns around.

The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

It’s the table

HEY, how the fuck did my cat get fanart

Somehow I didn’t process that it was sitting on a pizza box, I instead thought it was sitting directly on a piece of pizza on a plate, and I was very confused by how well everyone was taking it.

DO NOT EAT THE CAT!!!

Flooooofieeee!

user_434535 said:
Yep. Whenever i want mine to move, i just pet the back feet. Kitty turns around.

The plastic wrap? That's for frozen pizza from the store. Delivery doesn't use that.

I think He means the little plastic table thingy that stops the pizza from being crushed

stupid_human said:
no boob

no butt

no vag

no benis

jus cat

Except for the part where there is a pussy cat...

tish_facos said:
Except for the part where there is a pussy cat...

Oh my! How lewd! I simply must change the rating to explicit.

Don't be fooled, this cat is purr evil.

I don't know how many times my cat has done this

l o a f

Other than the eyes being the wrong color this looks like my cat Bella. She had green eyes. God I miss her.

It doesn't matter how many times I stumble across this image, it always makes me happy.

Maxwell???🤨

l o a f

There's a fork. A friggin' fork. Who eats pizza with a fork??

burnt loaf

What a yummy bread loaf..!

dracosblackwing said:
Aw man! Now all the cheese is gonna be stuck to the inside of the lid!

Nah, most pizza boxes have a plastic thingy inside that keeps pizza separated from the box so the cheese cant touch the cardboard.

First avatar

hngnnngh im so fkucn hungryy

Looks like a hostage situation to me. No pets , no pizza

"Human, I approve of this delicious smelling cat warmer."

it on my plate, eat da puss

I call it "baking position" whenever I see a cat like this.

burnt bun

10/10.
Perfect loaf.
Can't be mad.
Cat Loaf = happy.

I get the feeling that cat doesn't really want pizza, it's just that the pizza is probably still hot and cats love water heat

Eat the cat