You Have Ugly Nipples, Mam.

I made my choice.

I can't right now we're having a staring contest and I refuse to loose...

Naw, I'm good here.

No! *keeps staring*

Mr. Oblivious: "By the looks of things, it seems as if I were talking to you and you decided to jump... the hell! your really trying to tell me something, or just being unfair!"

Actually I think you just misplaced your eyes somewhere on your chest.

Um... up here means her tits