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Memberwth lol dat face
Adamyiffy
MemberFuckin hilarious ahah
Cyberdragon alfa1
Memberis he ok?
Kit-10
MemberOh god lol
user 4486
MemberXD legendary
caninez
Memberuhm what is wrong with calibrations?
cobaltsnow
Membergive Garrus some calibrations, garrus loves his calibrations
zakria
Membercalibrazioni
Narji
MemberHis one and only love is Calibrations of Big, Juicy, Powerful, and Awesome Guns! XD
Trembont
Memberchocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
Trembont
Memberchocolate? Chocolate? CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!
SadisticOverlord
MemberOMG, ROFL I can barely type this, I laughed so hard
ArnoldTheWolf
MemberJackass? Jackass? JACKASSS! JACKASS!
Muttzilla
Blockedooookay?
TrannyFur
BlockedImprov. Improv? Improv! IMPROV!
InvalidRequest
MemberTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
ArnoldTheWolf
MemberOkay? OKAY? OKAY?!?!?!
EnergyBlast
MemberI haven't played Mass Effect so I dont get it, anyone care to explain me? D:
Styl1sh
MemberCalibrazzers
Incursion
MemberI was going to post a witty comment...
But then my computer told asked me "Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations..."
Sorry guys...
Incursion
MemberGarrus. He was traumatised as a child, his parents... they. Calibrated him...
Aliens
MemberSNAKE? SNAKE?? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE!1!!one!
seraphimcrest
Memberi think turian calibration is the same thing as circumcision
TheDeckers
MemberYou sir deserve a virtual cookie
damnz
Memberhahaha garrus and his damn calibrations :)
damnz
Memberhahaha garrus and his damn calibrations :)
Flitter
Memberi believe this is running off the fact that when Garrus joins your team. if you attempt to talk to him on ship all he says is "can it wait a moment..? i'm in the middle of some calibrations" i believe that's his signature statement now.
Spacewolf19
MemberSnake:What is it otocon I am in the middle of calibrations...
Me:XD
Solario the Visored
MemberAnd he's been taking it out on the Normandy's main battery years later. Poor bastard. :'(
1SN
Memberexterminate exterminate exterminate!!!!
foxkittfyre
Membercalibrations... calibrations. CALIBRATIONS?! CALIBRATIONS!
SentientMoon
MemberI think he may be having a flashback...
Jhadow Fyre
MemberGARRUS! WHATS THE READINGS OF THE CALIBRATIONS?!
deathguy90
MemberAfter you talk to him a few times in the second mass effect all he ever says is that he's calibrating the guns.
Athony15
MemberYes?, Garrus said with talk see say "Garrus Father" what about his on Mass effect 3 in Normandy Ya well. 0_0
FlykrTheDove
Memberthis deserves way more upvotes
Aurora Tale
MemberCan Turians sweat?
That1Dragon
MemberC A L I B R A T I O N S
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