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Karasblack314 said: As much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
Most stake out cars for the police are undercover. They are pretty much in a regular car more than likely.
Karasblack314 said: As much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
Could one of those voyeur thief's that love getting chased when they do their crimes. Probably robbed the bank and was confused why they didn't give chase
Karasblack314 said: As much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
That's assuming that guy's even a criminal, he might just be a passer-by.
Karasblack314 said: If that's the case, then why are they wearing their uniforms?
Some officers do wear their uniforms while on a stakeout because their windows are tinted. The only thing that isn't really true is them parking this close to the exit point of said suspect. All officers/detectives should park at least a few car lengths away from the exit and in the opposite direction of the anticipated path the suspect will take.
karasblack314 said: As much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
What? Pissing with a boner isn't some kinda secret art... Anyone should be able to do it. The only thing that makes peeing with a boner difficult is actually aiming down, since that would close off your urethra. But his penis is in a natural position, so peeing like that would be really simple.
graham-wolf said: What? Pissing with a boner isn't some kinda secret art... Anyone should be able to do it. The only thing that makes peeing with a boner difficult is actually aiming down, since that would close off your urethra. But his penis is in a natural position, so peeing like that would be really simple.
You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
I read something once that if you just try to relax the prostate, it's easy to piss. Ive done it plenty of times, but I guess that it's for different people.
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
i can pee whether i have a boner or not, in fact I have to squeeze my prostate to keep from going even with a boner. The muscle that squeezes to keep pee in is a separate muscle there's a separately controlled then what is necessary to restrict blood from the leaving the penis which is what gives you an erection. The prostate not responsible for giving you a boner, and I can control it whether I have a boner or not. Not everyone knows how to move their eyebrows independently of each other, but some folks do. One women learned how to do that while giving birth.
karasblack314 said: If that's the case, then why are they wearing their uniforms?
Standard protocol I'd assume. It's easier to let civilians know your an officer and to not interfere to be wearing your uniform than to flash your badge or something.
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
Not entirely though, it also produces part of le cum
karasblack314 said: As much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
There's some REALLY stupid criminals around irl. Ask anyone who has done time in prison, they can propably rattle off a ton of stories where this exact thing happened.
The prostate keeps the passage to the testicles closed up until the point where it is delivering ejaculate, then it will crimp off the urethra and switch.
You can urinate with an erection with only a little extra effort, even if you're penetrating and having your urethra pressed on, it's just not good to push out like that too hard or too often.
It's only impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time, unless you count right after ejaculation where some remains in the urethra.
I hope this post isn't flagged for being gross because this sort of education is very important for your health.
tulpechaido said: You’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
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Karasblack314
MemberAs much as I can understand his interest in seeing them like this, I can't help but question; what thief would get that close TO A COP CAR?!?
flamerod72
MemberMost stake out cars for the police are undercover. They are pretty much in a regular car more than likely.
Karasblack314
MemberIf that's the case, then why are they wearing their uniforms?
I Am Stand Offish
MemberCould one of those voyeur thief's that love getting chased when they do their crimes. Probably robbed the bank and was confused why they didn't give chase
3HC-Hg-CH3
MemberThat's assuming that guy's even a criminal, he might just be a passer-by.
Ri'zahr
MemberPlot twist: Nick has been staring down their criminal friend the whole time. He's power-moved the raccoon into submission.
GLaVedier
BlockedOddly... this was less... weird than I assumed. I'm severely desensitized after the other stuff that came out.
riri
MemberSome can do that, its a skill that can be trained.
flamerod72
MemberSome officers do wear their uniforms while on a stakeout because their windows are tinted. The only thing that isn't really true is them parking this close to the exit point of said suspect. All officers/detectives should park at least a few car lengths away from the exit and in the opposite direction of the anticipated path the suspect will take.
Glasser123
BlockedI thought he was just cuming, but I guess it makes sense with the dialogue.
Thunderxxx
MemberOMG! This is very exciting. She's just giving a little help to those in need ...
UnicornMachinery
MemberA Disney thief would
Bl1nd Eye
MemberA passerby. A passerby with a bag slung over his shoulder. With a dollar sign on it.
Well, it could happen.
Graham-Wolf
MemberWhat? Pissing with a boner isn't some kinda secret art... Anyone should be able to do it. The only thing that makes peeing with a boner difficult is actually aiming down, since that would close off your urethra. But his penis is in a natural position, so peeing like that would be really simple.
Tulpechaido
MemberYou’d be surprise to discover the existence of a secret organ you have called a prostate. It’s entire purpose is specifically to prevent you from urinating whilst you have an erection
ShadowStarYT
MemberLets say that it doesn't stop it
You can still pee with a boner
Just go search it and alot of vids are like that
Peeing with a boner isnt so hard
TheMemeDealerXD
MemberI read something once that if you just try to relax the prostate, it's easy to piss. Ive done it plenty of times, but I guess that it's for different people.
Graham-Wolf
MemberUhhh? It's easy to piss with a boner...
Doppler1
MemberOoooo fuck I might not have a prostate then
Doppler1
MemberHe is a god among men
The Floating Point
Memberwe need more stuff like this on the website
Saujen
Memberi can pee whether i have a boner or not, in fact I have to squeeze my prostate to keep from going even with a boner. The muscle that squeezes to keep pee in is a separate muscle there's a separately controlled then what is necessary to restrict blood from the leaving the penis which is what gives you an erection. The prostate not responsible for giving you a boner, and I can control it whether I have a boner or not. Not everyone knows how to move their eyebrows independently of each other, but some folks do. One women learned how to do that while giving birth.
JankSpank
MemberStandard protocol I'd assume. It's easier to let civilians know your an officer and to not interfere to be wearing your uniform than to flash your badge or something.
RustyPup
MemberNot entirely though, it also produces part of le cum
Starling Fox
MemberPissing with an erection is a skill all men with morning wood must master…aiming in the other hand…
Scalebag
MemberThere's some REALLY stupid criminals around irl. Ask anyone who has done time in prison, they can propably rattle off a ton of stories where this exact thing happened.
Seppfox
MemberThe amount of misinfo is staggering.
The prostate keeps the passage to the testicles closed up until the point where it is delivering ejaculate, then it will crimp off the urethra and switch.
You can urinate with an erection with only a little extra effort, even if you're penetrating and having your urethra pressed on, it's just not good to push out like that too hard or too often.
It's only impossible to urinate and ejaculate at the same time, unless you count right after ejaculation where some remains in the urethra.
I hope this post isn't flagged for being gross because this sort of education is very important for your health.
OuendanCyrus
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