Fuck you Baltimore!

Because at big bill hell's, you're fucked 6 ways from sunday!

svthirdhour said:
Fuck you Baltimore!

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars.

Bring your car, bring your title, bring your wife!

Howyoud0in' said:
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars.

BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!

FoxXAlpha said:
Bring your car, bring your title, bring your wife!

We'll fuck her!

ShadowsEdge32 said:
We'll fuck her!

That's right! We'll fuck her!

Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's. Home of Challenge pissing. That's right! Challenge pissing!

OneManArmy said:
Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's. Home of Challenge pissing. That's right! Challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, you get no down payment!

If you find a better deal elsewhere:

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

70AlternateAccounts said:
If you find a better deal elsewhere:

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS

That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

God I love that video. Such a classic.

Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us!

OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

mayimakeasuggestion said:
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us!

OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

Only at Big Bill's Hells! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!

mayimakeasuggestion said:
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us!

OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!

ShadowMarine said:
Only at Big Bill's Hells! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up Asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

Man, sometimes I love this community.

BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Sam straight up saying he doesn't mind ruining anybody here's marriage.

LewdDude22 said:
But the real question is, would he fuck your husband? 樂

I mean, considering what he's done in the Oversexed Eeveelutions comic, I think he would.

SuperQuesadillaTurbo said:
Man, sometimes I love this community.

Me too.

I'm ready to take the piss challenge.

I'm shedding tears for this beautiful comment section

Seeing the dialog in the thumbnail, I would have been disappointed if no one referenced Big Bill's Hell. I'm so glad that not only did I expect it, you all delivered in spades.

I love being around such high-class people like you people.

hahahahah very nice

Well shit

gusmansyah said:
BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass!

Guess I know refference from one of Markiplier's "Try not to laugh" vids XD

My god, the first time i saw that video i nearly pissed myself from laughing so hard. FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!!!

Still very cute.

I've come to make an announcement: Sam is a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his eevee fucking furry dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Sam, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All meat, no knots, no fur, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KUROODOD?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

THE 'VEE BOY IS STILL ALIVE

svthirdhour said:
Fuck you Baltimore!

Damn.....

Joke's on you, I'm single!

nine_tailed_fury said:
Joke's on you, I'm single!

He will forcefully make you marry a woman, and then fuck them

forgottenmemory24 said:
He will forcefully make you marry a woman, and then fuck them

I'd like to see them try.

aaaaaand found my new avatar.

meme_boyo said:
That's right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

Bring your cars, bring your tires bring your wife- we'll fuck her!

Here's a reupload since the original tweet's apparently gone.

e621 has a Big Bills Hell's tag now. I'm complete.

I mean I won't fuck your wife but I do sell cars

Wait a minute, I'M MARRIED!?

gimsbery said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc

Actually the Kuroodod reference is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQItYqtY-3M

shademidnight222 said:
Hurry up Asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GO TO HELL!

kitzune_gureishia said:
Actually the Kuroodod reference is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQItYqtY-3M

i'm aware, i was just digging down to the root

😂That commercial still makes me laff-"The meanest sons of bitches on the east coast...guaranteed!"😂

oliver- said:
I love being around such high-class people like you people.

The fact that we're on a furry porn site makes this quote so much funnier

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME ON DOWN TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL HELL'S, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!

I got tired of waiting for the chain to finish.
So I posted the whole fucking thing.
You're welcome.

Sam here is doing the work of the Lord. What a saint.

HAH jokes on you! I have a husband!

crazyt said:
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME ON DOWN TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL HELL'S, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!

I got tired of waiting for the chain to finish.
So I posted the whole fucking thing.
You're welcome.

This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw what the eevee said.

imthedoctor said:
This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw what the eevee said.

Same lmao

tattlekat said:
Because at big bill hell's, you're fucked 6 ways from sunday!

Thank you for reminding me of this old video!

A-GayLittleShit said:
HAH jokes on you! I have a husband!

WE'LL FUCK HIM

shinydaumbreon said:
WE'LL FUCK HIM

THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR HUSBAND TOO!

It's posts like these that make me wish e621 had unlimited comment upvotes

negamajora said:
Thank you for reminding me of this old video!

GUARANTEED

*slaps roof of car* The only fucks this one gives is the ones to your wife, and by this one, I mean me.

This entire comment sections is nothing but Big Bill Hell's references.

lg_yt said:
This entire comment sections is nothing but Big Bill Hell's references.

Then how about...

He wants to fuck the whole family in the ass?

svthirdhour said:
Fuck you Baltimore!

Listen, I live here.

Yeah, seriously, fuck you, Baltimore.

You fool I’m gay! (But I will fuck your wife)

You touch my bitches and you will be erased from existence! *insanity driven laughter*

gusmansyah said:
BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES!

If you think you're gonna find a better deal you can kiss my ass

svthirdhour said:
Fuck you Baltimore!

Heh I live there

bluebunny125 said:
Heh I live there

the promised land...

notasklaa said:
the promised land...

Not really, it kinda sucks lol

zokky said:
I've come to make an announcement: Sam is a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his eevee fucking furry dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Sam, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All meat, no knots, no fur, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, KUROODOD?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

dr eg man

I like him. He's a straight shooter.

:3

duracell said:
THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL FUCK YOUR HUSBAND TOO!

BECOUSE HERE AT BIG BILL HELLS WE DONT CARE WHAT YOU ARE WE SUPPORT ALL GENDERS BY SUPPORT WE MEAN SUPPORT THEM ON OUR DI-

I love how they saw their comic get memed AND FUCKING CAPITALIZED ON IT.

bicorn said:
Fuck you Baltimore!

Curse you Perry the Platypus!!

promise you record that

the fact that theres a 10 down/upvote per hr. limit makes me mad. I CANT LIKE ALL OF THESE GOOD COMMENTS, ARGH

crazyt said:
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A NEW CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME ON DOWN TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL HELL'S, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!

I got tired of waiting for the chain to finish.
So I posted the whole fucking thing.
You're welcome.

Truly legendary

shademidnight222 said:
Hurry up Asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check. And it better not bounce or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!

GARENTEED

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRFDaA0pJ8M

If this has not been posted, here ya go

joeykill said:
BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!!

I thought it was the state of Iowa?

There are people who are into cuckolding so he might actually get lucky