Oh Narse, the art you make is like magic

robertsaltin said:
Oh Narse, the art you make is like magic

Well said.

god i would LOVE to see a story of this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnE5olqKDvQ

Looks like you could spend a lot of time trying to get that huge thing down your throat without much success. Although I can't think of a better way to spend an evening.

OK, here's a story!

One day a dinosaur and his brother were walking along the road when they came across two pterodactyls who had broken down on the side of the road, even though there was no sign of any kind of transport to have been broken down in nearby.

The dinosaurs claimed to be tow truck operators, and even though there was no sign of any kind of tow truck nearby, the pterodactyls begged the dinosaurs to tow their nonexistent transport to the nearest garage, also presumably nonexistent.

The dinosaurs agreed, but the price had to be paid first. The pterodactyls didn't have any money, not even in their pants, so the dinosaurs looked at each other and then told the pterodactyls how they could work it off. "Suck our cocks!" the dinosaurs cried, and one of the brothers added, "and my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!"

The pterodactyls agreed -- after all, they had no real choice except to wait for the next invisible tow truck -- and one was so surprised that his bottom half turned into a wall.

Th' end!

autophile said:
OK, here's a story!

One day a dinosaur and his brother were walking along the road when they came across two pterodactyls who had broken down on the side of the road, even though there was no sign of any kind of transport to have been broken down in nearby.

The dinosaurs claimed to be tow truck operators, and even though there was no sign of any kind of tow truck nearby, the pterodactyls begged the dinosaurs to tow their nonexistent transport to the nearest garage, also presumably nonexistent.

The dinosaurs agreed, but the price had to be paid first. The pterodactyls didn't have any money, not even in their pants, so the dinosaurs looked at each other and then told the pterodactyls how they could work it off. "Suck our cocks!" the dinosaurs cried, and one of the brothers added, "and my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!"

The pterodactyls agreed -- after all, they had no real choice except to wait for the next invisible tow truck -- and one was so surprised that his bottom half turned into a wall.

Th' end!

I'd bash you for the cliches but I can't write stories for shit, so checkmate on my part.

Lmao. Beautiful story, I cried twice.

Also Narse is incredible at drawing @.@

My eyes they bleed at the beauty of narses work T.=.T

I want to be force-fed

All hail the king of the tags :O

Hail king of tags

Isn't that rusteh?

p-wolfe said:
Isn't that rusteh?

No. Rusteh doesn't have wings.

Dirty_Androids said:
No. Rusteh doesn't have wings.

And isn't a pterodactyl.

Dirty_Androids said:
No. Rusteh doesn't have wings.

Actini said:
And isn't a pterodactyl.

oh right

Those t-rexes always insist on topping!

autophile said:
OK, here's a story!

One day a dinosaur and his brother were walking along the road when they came across two pterodactyls who had broken down on the side of the road, even though there was no sign of any kind of transport to have been broken down in nearby.

The dinosaurs claimed to be tow truck operators, and even though there was no sign of any kind of tow truck nearby, the pterodactyls begged the dinosaurs to tow their nonexistent transport to the nearest garage, also presumably nonexistent.

The dinosaurs agreed, but the price had to be paid first. The pterodactyls didn't have any money, not even in their pants, so the dinosaurs looked at each other and then told the pterodactyls how they could work it off. "Suck our cocks!" the dinosaurs cried, and one of the brothers added, "and my balls! Suck my balls! Suck my balls!"

The pterodactyls agreed -- after all, they had no real choice except to wait for the next invisible tow truck -- and one was so surprised that his bottom half turned into a wall.

Th' end!

Actually, they are a couple of tourists on the great wall of china, and big green there took a picture of the pterodactyl's ass and then this happened.
That is the summed up version.