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  • About 100 people saw this and all downloaded it before it got deleted because it was accidentally posted when it was payed content

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  • When you're having some "alone time" with your significant other in the living room, an ottoman can be a great tool for displaying yourself, but it can be real tough to "get down to business" when you're bumping into or tripping on it. NOT ANYMORE! With the Vaniture©, you can have the time of your life without stumbling over unnecessary furniture. With it's audio-detecting technology, it will know when you're having some "fun" together and disappear without a trace! And when you're done, it will reappear as if it was never really gone! The Vaniture© is also made with Chivalrux© technology, so it won't record your fun times, and it especially won't send the footage to parents, exes, and the neighbourhood pervert, so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Call now and receive 2 Vaniture© ottomans for just $1.19. Call now! ;D

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  • the_rhythm_dragon said:
    When you're having some "alone time" with your significant other in the living room, an ottoman can be a great tool for displaying yourself, but it can be real tough to "get down to business" when you're bumping into or tripping on it. NOT ANYMORE! With the Vaniture©, you can have the time of your life without stumbling over unnecessary furniture. With it's audio-detecting technology, it will know when you're having some "fun" together and disappear without a trace! And when you're done, it will reappear as if it was never really gone! The Vaniture© is also made with Chivalrux© technology, so it won't record your fun times, and it especially won't send the footage to parents, exes, and the neighbourhood pervert, so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Call now and receive 2 Vaniture© ottomans for just $1.19. Call now! ;D

    Your comment should be getting more attention.
    I was like "Where the hell did the table go!?"

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  • crazylove41 said:
    I'll admit I'm not an ass guy. And I'm a homophobe too. However can't deny dat Azz on that male. Also this animation rocks

    Now that's certainly too many contradictions to be true. Real denial hours.

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  • I go through a weeks worth of animated videos and pictures on here every Monday. This week I've already saw h0rs3 and Dreamertooth and now Crittermatic. It was a GREAT week!!!

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  • i always love their stuff. it's always always great. but if i had one complaint, it's how her forepaws dont bend. dogs and cats both use their paws to grab and hold on to things. they rotate towards whatever they're gripping. here it looks like she's trying to hold on with her heels.

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  • that_fukcign_cat said:
    Now that's certainly too many contradictions to be true. Real denial hours.

    Not really. I mean I was raped when I was younger so I have a bad experience with dicks. That's kinda why I fear them. Second I look at ass very rarely. I'm honestly all about the pussy and rack when it comes to porn of any kind

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  • crazylove41 said:
    Not really. I mean I was raped when I was younger so I have a bad experience with dicks. That's kinda why I fear them. Second I look at ass very rarely. I'm honestly all about the pussy and rack when it comes to porn of any kind

    While that sort of thing can be especially traumatic, it’s not like if a woman was raped or if a woman raped someone else, it wouldn’t necessarily mean that the victim would no longer be attracted to that sex. If you are attracted to a specific sex, you just are. It’s human nature.

    Also, I’m really sorry you experienced that, I’m not trying to invalidate that experience.

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  • i_have_a_issues said:
    While that sort of thing can be especially traumatic, it’s not like if a woman was raped or if a woman raped someone else, it wouldn’t necessarily mean that the victim would no longer be attracted to that sex. If you are attracted to a specific sex, you just are. It’s human nature.

    Also, I’m really sorry you experienced that, I’m not trying to invalidate that experience.

    . I was never really attracted to males in the first place. Straight as a garage door
    But the rape just made me fear to be around them not be less attracted. Anyway thanks alot.

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  • Is Cookie male, female, hermaphrodite, or just whatever Critter wants them to be that day?

    Updated

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  • the_rhythm_dragon said:
    When you're having some "alone time" with your significant other in the living room, an ottoman can be a great tool for displaying yourself, but it can be real tough to "get down to business" when you're bumping into or tripping on it. NOT ANYMORE! With the Vaniture©, you can have the time of your life without stumbling over unnecessary furniture. With it's audio-detecting technology, it will know when you're having some "fun" together and disappear without a trace! And when you're done, it will reappear as if it was never really gone! The Vaniture© is also made with Chivalrux© technology, so it won't record your fun times, and it especially won't send the footage to parents, exes, and the neighbourhood pervert, so WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Call now and receive 2 Vaniture© ottomans for just $1.19. Call now! ;D

    I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

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