Nani

This made my day

Dude has a Kaiju in his pants, what of it?

Wadafak lol

Oh hi Mark

Welp
XD

The alternate ending to Godzilla: king of the monsters

Ahahahahhahahahahha XD XD

This implies that his dick was cut off somehow, not once, but TWICE... I shudder to think the circumstances. >~< But uhh, good for him in the end I guess? Hopefully he would consider it worth it.