This is kinda neat. Surreal. Points for creativity!

Is he masturbating to a video of himself?

it's a little strange that only the monitor image is animated
makes it look like the guy in the chair is frozen in time

I'm pretty sure I'heard of this before. I think it's called automasturbation or something, but Google seems to disapprove.

Anyway, we should have a tag for that.

Ah, omegle, when chat roulette fails, omegle does not.

Liquo_the_wolf said:
Ah, omegle, when chat roulette fails, omegle does not.

Yes, but no one on Omegle will stay if your gay, so it doesn't matter.

GDB said:
Yes, but no one on Omegle will stay if your gay, so it doesn't matter.

apparently you haven't put much effort into that

ElAcechador said:
I'm pretty sure I'heard of this before. I think it's called automasturbation or something, but Google seems to disapprove.

Anyway, we should have a tag for that.

Autophilia.

Taaaaaaaaaake, awwwwwwwwwwwn, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

This is Plimpton's best work I think

Daaaamn, his web cam is almost as slow as mine!

(generic) fitness < (reasonably) chubby ;3

I don't know what it is with me and stuff like this, I just love it so much.

fifteen said:
I'm pretty sure I'heard of this before. I think it's called automasturbation or something, but Google seems to disapprove.

Anyway, we should have a tag for that.

It's called Ipsophilia

drearyrains said:
Autophilia.

IPSOphilia, you can't just simply name it wrongly, then it would be car love

"Autophilia according to urban dictionary
1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.
1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!"

icanmasturbate said:
It's called Ipsophilia

While it's been 8 years since I made that comment, I don't think I'd ever really gotten an answer to that question. I can't seem to find any sources aligning with what you're saying, though, so I'm not sure it's the right answer, if there is one. It does seem that narcissism has since caught on as a tag for things like that, so I guess it's better than nothing.

icanmasturbate said:
Autophilia according to urban dictionary
1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

You're thinking about mechanophilia.