"Oh! You're awake"

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ctrl-atl-replace7888 said:
"Oh! You're awake"

"Walked right into that Imperial ambush, didn't you?"

k4rn4ge911 said:
"Walked right into that Imperial ambush, didn't you?"

"Just like us, and that thief over there"

me sitting in my bed at 3am thinking about that argument i had years ago.

Legoshi has seen some shit

aaron_wolfbane said:
"Just like us, and that thief over there"

"Damn you stormcloaks, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars, so let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."

You're awake, how 'bout that.

I can hear his eyes opening and making wet meat noises

yeetus14 said:
"Damn you stormcloaks, whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the cabal on Mars, so let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."

"Excuse me? One. Fucking. Guardian. Has been kicking your race’s collective asses for 9 years. They kill gods for fun and turn them into guns for a meme. They genocide entire races for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy’s ship while he wrote fanfiction about them and promptly fucked off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn’t bring them here is because they casually began wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new gun, or that Eris can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to bow to your sorry ass."

xecron said:
"Excuse me? One. Fucking. Guardian. Has been kicking your race’s collective asses for 9 years. They kill gods for fun and turn them into guns for a meme. They genocide entire races for loot. They assassinated your last leader, cleaned out your daddy’s ship while he wrote fanfiction about them and promptly fucked off to let you pick up the pieces. The only reason I didn’t bring them here is because they casually began wielding the darkness to clap ass in new ways. All I have to do to make them end you, is to tell them you have a fancy new gun, or that Eris can make you into one. So, think about that before you tell us to bow to your sorry ass."

how did this morph from skyrim to destiny 2 within the span of 2 comments lmfao

Man's been pulled into the local Quizno's