agent torque (x-com: chimera squad and etc) created by adolphbartels
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  • shadowsedge said:
    What's she saying, exactly?

    Boi if you don't stand the fuck right up and get the fuck right the fuck your ass right on out outta here i swear to fucking god i will have your goblin lookin ass scrubbing every head on base for the next four natural years of your miserable life and if you die i will drag your sorry ass from the gates of hell and resurrect your Idaho christian militia lookin ass just to make you scrub those heads so damn clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump so satisfying she immediately sharted out thirteen little baby jesuses in a row like a holy matryoshka doll

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  • dimosiko said:
    Boi if you don't stand the fuck right up and get the fuck right the fuck your ass right on out outta here i swear to fucking god i will have your goblin lookin ass scrubbing every head on base for the next four natural years of your miserable life and if you die i will drag your sorry ass from the gates of hell and resurrect your Idaho christian militia lookin ass just to make you scrub those heads so damn clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump so satisfying she immediately sharted out thirteen little baby jesuses in a row like a holy matryoshka doll

    Fucking poetic!
    Thank you based Sir!

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  • dimosiko said:
    Boi if you don't stand the fuck right up and get the fuck right the fuck your ass right on out outta here i swear to fucking god i will have your goblin lookin ass scrubbing every head on base for the next four natural years of your miserable life and if you die i will drag your sorry ass from the gates of hell and resurrect your Idaho christian militia lookin ass just to make you scrub those heads so damn clean the virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump so satisfying she immediately sharted out thirteen little baby jesuses in a row like a holy matryoshka doll

    Ronald Lee Ermey would be proud of both you and the snake girl.

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