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user 6418
MemberTIIM-BEEEEEERRR!
wh-whump!
sarlon515
Memberthat was my first thought as well lol!
blagden
Member"facepalm" you are doing it wrong
Kuta
MemberDude, he got smacked in the face with his own dick.
CSpicyweener
MemberGuess you could say...
He cocked himself.
nekkofox
MemberBOOM! Headshot.
ggdk
MemberShirley you mean "facedick" ... :D
Acolyte
BlockedThese two should sell tickets.
Rikuso
MemberCockslap!
DH
BlockedI hate when that happens.
Dr Whooves
MemberShe probably just broke both her wings
KrystalWoW
MemberI think he meant *Facepalm* because the context was "You are doing it wrong" therefore if it were facedick then he would be doing it right and your 'correction' wouldn't exist in the first place.
Oh, and don't call him Shirley.
xXYaoiLoverXx
MemberHappens all the time.
IronHoof
MemberGreatest slapstick joke ever.
Qthedude
Member^this^
thedude3
Memberyes very hot and funny, but, HER WINGS X| ouch...it, like...ouch
Drago98
MemberThat had to hurt.
Jack Ripper
Memberbingo
kagemitsu
Memberthere's gonna be more right?
YumariiWolf
Memberno i don't, and stop calling me Shirley.
Vixxxine69
Blockedhasn't been finished...its a WiP that has been going on for a long time.
Disclaimer: This message is not meant to cause any drama, it is a statement of fact and/or opinion.
TuftedTitmouse
Memberyou mean slapdick right?
Falord
MemberSo as I remember, the curse on his dick made him to big for normal woman to handle and if could it got bigger. So I wonder which well come first, his dick getting to big to fit the dragoness or death from to much blood going to his dick to keep him alive.
Llollt
MemberI'd say the curse compensates for that already, otherwise he'd be unconcious at least.
dragtail
MemberGuess you could say it was a....dick move
DarkNekomaru
Memberthis statement and that picture made my day I'm done XDDDD
RipperFoxy
MemberYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Angrywarden
MemberYou probably shouldn't call them Shirley
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