"rating: safe"
seems legit

Abraham Lincoln: werewolf vampire hunter

"It wasnt me.." :3

jose_exe said:
"rating: safe"
seems legit

Well it's safe because he is full :3

"So what if i drank all the punch straight from the bowl?!"

wonder what he was eating... looks like it tasted great

you got red on you....

Chickens? What chickens. I don't see any chickens. (He ate the farmer I think.)

"Sir you seem to have a little... er... never mind its fine.

Dialogue.

I hope whatever he ate didn't have a blood disease.

Why, what lovely blood you have on you, grandmother!

jose_exe said:
"rating: safe"
seems legit

Agreed, changed tag to questionable.

Oh quite my dear sir quite

"I love my girl every day of the month"

...
Can I keep him as a pet? =3
It'd be like Little Shop of Horrors at my place

Ketchup.

So they threw tomatoes at him before theytook the picture.

CheddarBieber said:
"I love my girl every day of the month"

Oh that
Thats soooo bad lol.

dawolves said:
you got red on you....

You are a beautiful cultured person and I love you.

"Oh this? It's just jam, from the... sandwiches, yeah, sandwiches I had earlier"

Mr.wondertainment at your service

Why does this give fallen london vibes