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lordmagicpants
MemberGIVE ME
THE PIZZA
Shirokami
MemberLMAO
Peekaboo
PrivilegedI AM VERY HUNGRY.
GIVE ME THE SANDWICH.
pillithe10th
MemberNO AH DON'T WANT THAT!
zettaseven
MemberFucking love that video
codeevee
Memberthat was terrible, I'm never comin' back here
EveHawthorne
MemberFucker didn't even pay
The0th3rGuy
MemberGive me "the hot dog"
O death
Memberhe's very hungry and he's going to eat you
futtershy
MemberTeaching kids to throw food since 1993
Zea
MemberAm I the only one who thought about the sexual way he says
"Give me the butter~" ?
Kcatta
MemberThe butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".
IVK
MemberWhy did I read this. Do you know how much anime I'm going to have to watch to forget this? (On the up-side, it was actually pretty creative.)
Murphy13
MemberSame reason I read it - IT HAD to be read...
IVK
MemberPoint taken... Aaaaand now I'm hungry.
:I
XxShrikexX
MemberStaring at your avatar pic is sure going to help an awful lot! :3 try watching Naruto, the movies are pretty damned awesome!
IVK
MemberYeah, I kinda haven't watched anything Naruto in like a year. I'm just waiting for the english dubbed version to catch up with the raw Japanese version (I don't know why, I only watch the Japanese version anyway.)
IVK
MemberGoing from Naruto, to Deadman Wonderland, to Future Diary, to Fairy Tail was kind of a big set of leaps for me... I like most anime, as long as it's well-done.
(Cowboy Be-Bop the movie is still one of my favorite anime movies)
XxShrikexX
MemberHave you seen blue exorcist? I've never watched it before.
XxShrikexX
MemberWould you like that Fillet medium or well? :3
XxShrikexX
MemberI imagine if thats how the game actually went: you kept giving him the wrong item so he just up and eats you OM NOM NOM NOM
XxShrikexX
MemberI imagine if thats how the game actually went: you kept giving him the wrong item so he just up and eats you OM NOM NOM NOM
IVK
MemberI have not, but I've heard that it's good. Wait, YOU GOT BLOCKED!?
XxShrikexX
MemberHave you taken a look at that pikachu picture that you commented on saying '' It's okay dude, I've done way more dumb things...like, don't even ask type of things.'' Well, I responded and sadly, yes I am a complete moron, I do and say a lot of stupid things I regret. On the bright side not even a dog can compare to my loyalness, patience, and bravery. Wouldn't you agree that it takes a hell lot o' balls to say, in front of 3% of all the people on earth, that you are a total douch bag-son of a bitch-asshole? I have never regret telling the truth.
IVK
MemberYay! You're unblocked! Yes, I'd have to agree, that was pretty brave of you. (I always check to see if anyone responds to my comments, I do this because, I hate it when I don't get a response from someone, so I try to avoid letting that happen to other people.)
XxShrikexX
MemberThank you, and yes I am unblocked. My being blocked from this website wasn't SO much a big deal as I have done many embarrassing and most regrettable things before. (I am not going to take the time to spill out, as I do not want to use up all my time here.) Also, don't worry about not getting a comment from me as it is fairly easy for me to juggle, and supervise, my own comment conversations. I'll almost always comeback to say something. =)
43kesseys
Memberno, i don't want that
DarkShadow6
MemberJesus Christ how horrifying.
ManintheArmor
MemberThis makes me hard.
Rykela
MemberThat's my fetish.
Heavyiswatching
MemberWell, that's enough Internet for me today
Furry4Hire
MemberI was totally thinking that when I saw your comment <.<
TheGuyFromStranded2
MemberAs I've played it only because of the popularity, the first thing I've noticed is that there is never anybody in the seats in the background, and as soon as the pumpkin walked in I thought "hey it's my FIRST customer!" I gave him what he wanted and he just did the dine and dash technique. I bet that diner will go out of business and nobody will even care!
ScarecrowJack
MemberI've had this avatar for over a year now and it makes me that much more ashamed that I missed the erotic novels until now.
Theclarinetist
BlockedCCCCHHHHHHEEEEEAAASSSSEEE
DerpMan9000
MemberIt seems this fellow got the joke.
Along with these fine fellows. Good job.
gamer347
MemberYES THE ONLY GAME TO TEACH KIDS TO EAT THE FOOD AND WHATEVER IS ON OR AROUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! "Give me the orange juice"...........*eats cup and all*
Xenridos
MemberGive me the soup.
LeaellyNasaura
MemberUghhh i hate those pumpkin turds! But thier youtube poops are gee-larious.
treefingers22
Memberhe's lactose intolerant, asshole
Gayfur
MemberNo I don't want that.
user 157520
MemberGive me the porn *hands life* No I don't want that.
Phoenixfirex2
MemberHis face kinda reminds me of Carl from Up.
I think it's the nose.
Zephyris
Memberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCEvJZb0SWs
Picture's theme song
Rystarr
MemberNO! I DON'T WANT THAT.
Ugly Boy
MemberGIVE ME MY FUCKING COFFE.
SexyDeadpool
MemberGIVE ME THE PUMPKIN
Aheccinxeno
MemberGIVE ME THE HOTDOG
Building11
BlockedHeavy: NO!!!
Popplio
Memberhe wants something else ;3
FumikageTokoyami
MemberThen you need to visit https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars
McWatch
MemberWonder he drank from that cup
vgtreshi
BlockedGIVE ME THE SOURCE
Mr-boi1
MemberShit about to get real
Toilet Man
MemberNUO, I DOET WUNT DAT!!!!!!
negative3OOO
BlockedGive me the B U T T E R .
Medamanian
MemberBocu no pumpku
DoPeopleRedThese
MemberGive me the salt.
*Crunching glass and metal*
Biff-Jurkey
MemberWe all came here for this but instead we got Pumkin.
We all relate to this image somewhat.
Devilinc
MemberGive me...the Bird!
I'd love to really, but fox network won't allow it!
user 858319
BlockedNo! I don't want that.
tarkeng
Membergive me your soul.
user 908448
MemberLOL
Dunkle Sans
Memberlet's be honest now. how many of you know of this because of Protonjon?
Trash Pup
MemberThe fuck did I just read
Skulldozer
MemberOr suffer
Crispycrumpet
MemberDo you want some... Pumpkin pie?
Klyde-Venierez
Memberfor ass or for butter...?
neverx
Memberspicy pumpkin pie
Bourbon-Fox
MemberBUTTER
HAMBUGGER
FRENCH FRY
user 355310
MemberHave my 500th like
NoellesTown
MemberNo! He didn't want that!
HighlyUnfunnyFoxGirl
MemberGive me the soda
Skullman8875
MemberLol this brings back nostalgia from the days of the early 2010s man I need to start watching cavemanfilms again.
nobriner
BlockedOh I'm gonna give you food you big fucking basketball
KyleFromMicrosoft
MemberThis is amazing
Gourmand
Memberwhy am i the first to upvote a 9 year old comment?
varik
MemberI DON'T FUCKING WANT THAT, BITCH!
Godzillamaster69-BKS
MemberGive the man his free meal!
user 548620
MemberGIVE ME THE SALT
SilverVD
MemberCucumber: Pumpkin, we need you...
Pumpkin: I dont care, I might be a monster, but not yours, not anymore.
Cucumber: Mine not... but hers...
Pumpkin: "stares into Cucumber's soul"
Cucumber: She lives Pumpkin... she's waiting for you, we can-
Pumpkin: where.... WHERE IS SHE...
Cucumber: ... He kidnaped her...we know that Onion-
Pumpkin: "trow the cup away"... where....is that ..... F**$@ AVOCADO
Will Pumpkin be able to see Onion again? Cucumber will use Pumpkin as a puppet for his own goals? WTF made me write this story for this image???? All and more, in the next episode of....
HARVEST OF DESTINY
JimmyJenkinson
Memberhe's turning into Jon Snow
user 1155597
MemberThis use to be my school profile picture like 10 years ago. And now I'm finding it on here.
Grogen
BlockedOh I'll feed you you big fucking basketball
Ghostly3011
MemberThis is a spectacularly cursed find, especially on a furry porn site.
Sofa-Kimg
MemberGIVE ME THE C H E E S E
T bund
BlockedYou are scrolling on a furry porn website, the sight of a particularly angry pumpkin fills you with determination.
user 1341189
MemberGive me a plate of PEAS
Sodapopy
MemberIt's just beautiful
Wetieeee
MemberGive me the HotDawg
MainK28
Member"NO!"
FringleFrangle
BlockedGIVE ME YOUR SOUL
KaskadePLAYZ
MemberGive me the water.
stinkytailsniffer
MemberI said... give me... the pizza... not this shitTY ASs craP yOU FuCKiNG iDIot!!! I doNt lIke tHAt!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stinkytailsniffer
MemberUndertale?
ginkei
MemberI remember the parody with Scout.
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