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No! I don't want that!

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  • The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

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  • Kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    Why did I read this. Do you know how much anime I'm going to have to watch to forget this? (On the up-side, it was actually pretty creative.)

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  • IVK said:
    Why did I read this. Do you know how much anime I'm going to have to watch to forget this? (On the up-side, it was actually pretty creative.)

    Same reason I read it - IT HAD to be read...

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  • Murphy13 said:
    Same reason I read it - IT HAD to be read...

    Point taken... Aaaaand now I'm hungry.
    :I

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  • IVK said:
    Why did I read this. Do you know how much anime I'm going to have to watch to forget this? (On the up-side, it was actually pretty creative.)

    Staring at your avatar pic is sure going to help an awful lot! :3 try watching Naruto, the movies are pretty damned awesome!

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  • XxShrikexX said:
    Staring at your avatar pic is sure going to help an awful lot! :3 try watching Naruto, the movies are pretty damned awesome!

    Yeah, I kinda haven't watched anything Naruto in like a year. I'm just waiting for the english dubbed version to catch up with the raw Japanese version (I don't know why, I only watch the Japanese version anyway.)

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  • XxShrikexX said:
    Staring at your avatar pic is sure going to help an awful lot! :3 try watching Naruto, the movies are pretty damned awesome!

    IVK said:
    Yeah, I kinda haven't watched anything Naruto in like a year. I'm just waiting for the english dubbed version to catch up with the raw Japanese version (I don't know why, I only watch the Japanese version anyway.)

    Going from Naruto, to Deadman Wonderland, to Future Diary, to Fairy Tail was kind of a big set of leaps for me... I like most anime, as long as it's well-done.
    (Cowboy Be-Bop the movie is still one of my favorite anime movies)

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  • IVK said:
    Going from Naruto, to Deadman Wonderland, to Future Diary, to Fairy Tail was kind of a big set of leaps for me... I like most anime, as long as it's well-done.
    (Cowboy Be-Bop the movie is still one of my favorite anime movies)

    Have you seen blue exorcist? I've never watched it before.

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  • O_death said:
    he's very hungry and he's going to eat you

    I imagine if thats how the game actually went: you kept giving him the wrong item so he just up and eats you OM NOM NOM NOM

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  • O_death said:
    he's very hungry and he's going to eat you

    I imagine if thats how the game actually went: you kept giving him the wrong item so he just up and eats you OM NOM NOM NOM

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  • XxShrikexX said:
    Have you seen blue exorcist? I've never watched it before.

    I have not, but I've heard that it's good. Wait, YOU GOT BLOCKED!?

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  • IVK said:
    I have not, but I've heard that it's good. Wait, YOU GOT BLOCKED!?

    Have you taken a look at that pikachu picture that you commented on saying '' It's okay dude, I've done way more dumb things...like, don't even ask type of things.'' Well, I responded and sadly, yes I am a complete moron, I do and say a lot of stupid things I regret. On the bright side not even a dog can compare to my loyalness, patience, and bravery. Wouldn't you agree that it takes a hell lot o' balls to say, in front of 3% of all the people on earth, that you are a total douch bag-son of a bitch-asshole? I have never regret telling the truth.

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  • XxShrikexX said:
    Have you taken a look at that pikachu picture that you commented on saying '' It's okay dude, I've done way more dumb things...like, don't even ask type of things.'' Well, I responded and sadly, yes I am a complete moron, I do and say a lot of stupid things I regret. On the bright side not even a dog can compare to my loyalness, patience, and bravery. Wouldn't you agree that it takes a hell lot o' balls to say, in front of 3% of all the people on earth, that you are a total douch bag-son of a bitch-asshole? I have never regret telling the truth.

    Yay! You're unblocked! Yes, I'd have to agree, that was pretty brave of you. (I always check to see if anyone responds to my comments, I do this because, I hate it when I don't get a response from someone, so I try to avoid letting that happen to other people.)

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  • IVK said:
    Yay! You're unblocked! Yes, I'd have to agree, that was pretty brave of you. (I always check to see if anyone responds to my comments, I do this because, I hate it when I don't get a response from someone, so I try to avoid letting that happen to other people.)

    Thank you, and yes I am unblocked. My being blocked from this website wasn't SO much a big deal as I have done many embarrassing and most regrettable things before. (I am not going to take the time to spill out, as I do not want to use up all my time here.) Also, don't worry about not getting a comment from me as it is fairly easy for me to juggle, and supervise, my own comment conversations. I'll almost always comeback to say something. =)

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  • Kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    Jesus Christ how horrifying.

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  • Kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    This makes me hard.

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  • Kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    That's my fetish.

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  • Kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    Well, that's enough Internet for me today

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  • As I've played it only because of the popularity, the first thing I've noticed is that there is never anybody in the seats in the background, and as soon as the pumpkin walked in I thought "hey it's my FIRST customer!" I gave him what he wanted and he just did the dine and dash technique. I bet that diner will go out of business and nobody will even care!

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  • pillithe10th said:
    NO AH DON'T WANT THAT!

    It seems this fellow got the joke.

    The0th3rGuy said:
    Give me "the hot dog"

    Peekaboo said:
    I AM VERY HUNGRY.
    GIVE ME THE SANDWICH.

    lordmagicpants said:
    GIVE ME
    THE PIZZA

    Along with these fine fellows. Good job.

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  • YES THE ONLY GAME TO TEACH KIDS TO EAT THE FOOD AND WHATEVER IS ON OR AROUND IT!!!!!!!!!!! "Give me the orange juice"...........*eats cup and all*

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  • kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    Bocu no pumpku

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  • kcatta said:
    The butter was then vigorously rubbed around the anus of the pumpkin's supple ass. It was the perfect lube, his puckered rectum made slick for his lover's hard, throbbing member. It was a night neither one of them would soon forget. Buckets of butter were soon purchased the following day. When questioned by the cashier, the pumpkins shyly replied "It's for recreational purposes".

    The fuck did I just read

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  • xxshrikexx said:
    Thank you, and yes I am unblocked. My being blocked from this website wasn't SO much a big deal as I have done many embarrassing and most regrettable things before. (I am not going to take the time to spill out, as I do not want to use up all my time here.) Also, don't worry about not getting a comment from me as it is fairly easy for me to juggle, and supervise, my own comment conversations. I'll almost always comeback to say something. =)

    why am i the first to upvote a 9 year old comment?

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  • Cucumber: Pumpkin, we need you...
    Pumpkin: I dont care, I might be a monster, but not yours, not anymore.
    Cucumber: Mine not... but hers...
    Pumpkin: "stares into Cucumber's soul"
    Cucumber: She lives Pumpkin... she's waiting for you, we can-
    Pumpkin: where.... WHERE IS SHE...
    Cucumber: ... He kidnaped her...we know that Onion-
    Pumpkin: "trow the cup away"... where....is that ..... F**$@ AVOCADO

    Will Pumpkin be able to see Onion again? Cucumber will use Pumpkin as a puppet for his own goals? WTF made me write this story for this image???? All and more, in the next episode of....

    HARVEST OF DESTINY

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  • You are scrolling on a furry porn website, the sight of a particularly angry pumpkin fills you with determination.

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  • I said... give me... the pizza... not this shitTY ASs craP yOU FuCKiNG iDIot!!! I doNt lIke tHAt!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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