Those piercings look painful

no-one-you-know said:
Those piercings look painful

I was gonna write something similar

spamindachat said:
I was gonna write something similar

As was I, but didn't because I thought it would be downvoted. It's still a good image though.

antarcticwolf said:
As was I, but didn't because I thought it would be downvoted. It's still a good image though.

And wouldn't you know it, I'm reading through my old comments, only to discover that it's got a downvote, while currently the two comments above mine both have 4 upvotes. Some folks just can't win. Welp, I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

(I'm so bored I'm reading through my old comments. Yep. Idk what else to write. The more I type, the more awkward this comment gets. I could have just clicked "Submit" already, but no. Why no? I don't know. That's just not what I did. I could still backspace this whole paragraph, and save the awkwardness, but no. I guess I'll leave this here for slight comedic effect. It's not even that funny, but whatever. Also, what's the deal with people saying you can't start a sentence with "and" or "but". We do it all the time in speech, so why not text?)

a human dick, WITH A KNOT!?!?