"The Weather Channel was wrong twice; I got soaked on my jog."

Hey babe, your home!

I missed you!

Is it remarkable to anyone else that Hladilnik has so many beloved and recognizable characters when almost none of them have actual names?

today i made sandwich and also made sandwich for the dog on my street

My stocks are up by 5 percent. I fired a few uppity, entitled snowflakes who think money buys power and I saw many cat photos. They were cute.

Am I the only one who would like to see ghost pupper have a ghost puppy with her (currently) unnamed boyfriend, I feel like that could be a cute story to see

And this is where those 6 long years studying Necromancy finally come in handy!

Those eyes have seen some things

:)