The clothing leads me to believe he's just a normal guy actually fucking a cryptid

Best way to keep a cryptid away from your live stock is to awnser a booty call, anyone else agree?

And thus the jersey devil was born

Filmed utilizing a trail cam for ultimate emmersion for every monster fucker to get their rocks off to, then inevitably gets posted on pornhub without sauce link(s)

"Damn it babaaaa! Yir skarin the deer away with you two f@ckin round!"

Dang! These trail cams capture everything!

Oh...
HI!!!

protectthefurnace said:
The clothing leads me to believe he's just a normal guy actually fucking a cryptid

yeah that’s just Kyle.

*Takes photo to see in the dark.*
Ah shit! Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude. I'll just leave you to it. Sorry again.

I was thinking ghost pupper at first

protectthefurnace said:
The clothing leads me to believe he's just a normal guy actually fucking a cryptid

This extra reminds me of a green text on 4Chan, Some guy went to the woods for some party there and ends up doing it with a skin Walker and hes depressed because he can't find her afterwards. I hope he was telling the truth.

This would be a neat album cover, actually.