Ow.

*snip*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Beak + blowjob != good time

My grandmother always told me to put that worm up before the bird gets it.

GunBlazingMutant said:
My grandmother always told me to put that worm up before the bird gets it.

i think i would let this bird get the worm XD

GunBlazingMutant said:
My grandmother always told me to put that worm up before the bird gets it.

What's your granny looking at your worm for anyway? O_o

Why would anyone think that a beakjob would be painful?

I guess most folks have never owned pet birds. One of my birds used to nibble on my fingers/ears/etc all the time, it wasn't even remotely painful.

Except birds of prey maybe. But overall I'd say that a beakjob would be far safer than, let's say, getting a BJ from a canine.