I don't understand...IVs?

In short, IVs are like genetics for pokemon.

i dont get it either.

Better IVs mean better statistics, and the parent's IVs affect that of any offspring.

SEX its his dump stat

Slade said:
I laugh at your cock!

I laugh at yours!

IV's stand for "Initial Values" Basically, whenever a pokemon is hatched from an egg or captured in the wild, it has initial values for all of its attacks, defense, and speed. This number is completely random and because of it, if you have two pokemon that you hatch at the same time and level both of them up to 100 using the EXACT same tactics (battling same pokemon; same moves, etc...) then the one that had the better IV's when it was hatched will win a battle (critical hits not counted) every time against the other. However, the artist of this didn't take into account that the offspring's IV's depend 0% on its parents' IV's so the whole joke is kind of lost.

In short, Lucario on the left has smaller cock but better IV's and the other Lucario with the bigger cock is like "wtf?!?"

Nogard said:
IV's stand for "Initial Values" Basically, whenever a pokemon is hatched from an egg or captured in the wild, it has initial values for all of its attacks, defense, and speed. This number is completely random and because of it, if you have two pokemon that you hatch at the same time and level both of them up to 100 using the EXACT same tactics (battling same pokemon; same moves, etc...) then the one that had the better IV's when it was hatched will win a battle (critical hits not counted) every time against the other. However, the artist of this didn't take into account that the offspring's IV's depend 0% on its parents' IV's so the whole joke is kind of lost.

In short, Lucario on the left has smaller cock but better IV's and the other Lucario with the bigger cock is like "wtf?!?"

Actually, that's not quite true. Ivs are passed down during breeding. I'm not sure about the exact statistics and percentages or whatever, but you can find a guide on IV breeding on Serebii or other pokemon websites.

Something like...2 values from one parent are randomly chosen, and another 2 from the other parent and then given to the offspring. I don't know, I haven't played in a while.

Nogard said:
IV's stand for "Initial Values" Basically, whenever a pokemon is hatched from an egg or captured in the wild, it has initial values for all of its attacks, defense, and speed. This number is completely random and because of it, if you have two pokemon that you hatch at the same time and level both of them up to 100 using the EXACT same tactics (battling same pokemon; same moves, etc...) then the one that had the better IV's when it was hatched will win a battle (critical hits not counted) every time against the other. However, the artist of this didn't take into account that the offspring's IV's depend 0% on its parents' IV's so the whole joke is kind of lost.

In short, Lucario on the left has smaller cock but better IV's and the other Lucario with the bigger cock is like "wtf?!?"

Thanks for explaining this IV thing. Now the pic makes a lot more sense. =o (Also to sheer.)

now one more question is it Lv or Iv? LV or I*eye* V

now one more question is it Lv or Iv? LV or I*eye* V cause it could be level "LV" or Initial values "IV"

voldemort1 said:
now one more question is it Lv or Iv? LV or I*eye* V cause it could be level "LV" or Initial values "IV"

It's Initial Values... I'll leave the rest to common sense.

Nogard said:

In short, Lucario on the left has smaller cock but better IV's and the other Lucario with the bigger cock is like "wtf?!?"

well, she's thinking later down the road when he becomes a lvl 100, he may not have a huge cock, but he'll be able to kick the ass of anyone who says otherwise.

lol why do lucarios dress like prostitutes?

ridley-the-dragon said:
lol why do lucarios dress like prostitutes?

They're hotter that way, duh.

Roguefever said:
They're hotter that way, duh.

Oh, well, that makes sense. I suppose I didn't see it before.

well i do see the left one has more muscle and slightly less fat...and some girls only will pick men for a good baby so its a refrence to real life too :3

nme22 said:
well, she's thinking later down the road when he becomes a lvl 100, he may not have a huge cock, but he'll be able to kick the ass of anyone who says otherwise.

From the dead rises a comment...
His cock might grow because of his IVs

Sjach said:
It's Initial Values... I'll leave the rest to common sense.

So what is it I or L?

Holy shit I remember seeing this on Deviantart over a decade ago

I wish this artstyle was still possible to find today.
2000s era was so much more soulful