scp-1471-a and scp-682 (scp foundation and etc) created by keadanger
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  • 682 would make a great office supervisor. Adaptability, resilience, intelligence, and the ability to make any problem become nothing but a smear on the wall.

    Although having to replace the entire staff every time someone bumps into them is a downside.

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  • prototype-0 said:
    682: "Hey Malo, quit takin selfies during work hours. We've got to have this report filled out today."

    1471: "Hehe, that's not the only thing we need filled, know what I'm sayin? That one guy in the cubicle next to yours is kinda hot."

    682: *sigh* "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Look, just get it done today."

    1471: *rubs clit* "mmmph. Yeah, I hear ya. I hear ya."

    wat

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  • prototype-0 said:
    682: "Hey Malo, quit takin selfies during work hours. We've got to have this report filled out today."

    1471: "Hehe, that's not the only thing we need filled, know what I'm sayin? That one guy in the cubicle next to yours is kinda hot."

    682: *sigh* "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Look, just get it done today."

    1471: *rubs clit* "mmmph. Yeah, I hear ya. I hear ya."

    meatfactory said:
    wat

    wat

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  • prototype-0 said:
    682: "Hey Malo, quit takin selfies during work hours. We've got to have this report filled out today."

    1471: "Hehe, that's not the only thing we need filled, know what I'm sayin? That one guy in the cubicle next to yours is kinda hot."

    682: *sigh* "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Look, just get it done today."

    1471: *rubs clit* "mmmph. Yeah, I hear ya. I hear ya."

    Why was this downvoted, it's hilarious

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  • maverickthewizard said:
    SCP AU where anomalies are the normal and humans and "normalcy" are thebweird shit that needs to be contained

    No, you didn't know about out SCP Societal Program? They have their own "sovereign" society in the pacific ocean... guarded by Peace Keeper Units.

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