Yes. Yes I would.

Probably better than that Mirelurk Hooters. It was mostly a kids section, and reeked of Minutemen.

Nice try, I see right through your tactic. Showing off deathclaw waitresses so people would buy your bloatfly meat and irridated beer.

vault dwelling men want one thing... and it's glorious

Where can I find the Hooters she works at? Asking for a friend.

Your finest wings please!

i am horrified, but at the same time, i feel strangely aroused.

right dicks out lads

Shes hot, because shes is a demon, get it?, haha...

Ok, ok, I see where you're going but hear me out.

Goth Deathclaw Hooters. Eh?

[Everyone liked that]

[[Survival 50] *point out that this meat is very undercooked*]

[[Perception 7] I noticed there aren't a lot of patrons here...]

[Can you go now? I'm trying to enjoy my meal.]

[How does one train a Deathclaw to serve food, let alone wear clothes?]

[[Charisma 4/7] *finger guns* Feeling like getting primal, Sexy-Rexy?]

[[Lady Killer] So, are you on the menu too?]

[[Barter 40] *convince staff to get discount*]

[[Reputation] *intimidate staff for discount*]

[This is by far the weirdest thing I've seen.]

[[Purifier] A GOOD DEATHCLAW IS A DEAD ONE!] >attack<

[[Luck 9] *give breasts a honk*] <-----

[[Terrifying Prescence] You'd better give me a fucking refund right god damn now or I'm going to repaint this fucking room with all of you.]

[You got any specials?]

[Heard any rumors?]

[You know where I can find some toasters?]

[Still checking my menu][Goodbye]

shadowmarine said:
Probably better than that Mirelurk Hooters. It was mostly a kids section, and reeked of Minutemen.

the settlement needed our help

shadowmarine said:
Probably better than that Mirelurk Hooters. It was mostly a kids section, and reeked of Minutemen.

Excuse me, but I don't see you helping the Commonwealth.

preston_garvey232 said:
Excuse me, but I don't see you helping the Commonwealth.

Just because I have a few cosplay settlements does not mean I'm not helping.

shadowmarine said:
Just because I have a few cosplay settlements does not mean I'm not helping.

What cosplay settlements? Do they need help?

preston_garvey232 said:
What cosplay settlements? Do they need help?

If I remember them all: A few raider camps (All good), a half-Rust Devil camp (good), a few army-themed camps (all good), a BOS camp (good), a vault camp (mirelurk queen keeps respawning), and an "Among Us" camp (fog crawler keeps respawning). Also gave the castle more or less back to the mirelurks.

shadowmarine said:
If I remember them all: A few raider camps (All good), a half-Rust Devil camp (good), a few army-themed camps (all good), a BOS camp (good), a vault camp (mirelurk queen keeps respawning), and an "Among Us" camp (fog crawler keeps respawning). Also gave the castle more or less back to the mirelurks.

I'm dispatching Minute-Men to each settlement to help immediately. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

alone_fox_br said:
Shes hot, because shes is a demon, get it?, haha...

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WOULD YOU DINE AT DEATHCLAW HOOTERS 👀

That would depend on if I'm eating the food or I AM the food.