Dat ass, erm, both of them.

Aces = Pegging...

Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

Well shit, I should play poker more often...

i dont even know how to play poker lol..

eeveefan said:
i dont even know how to play poker lol..

you must learn then grasshoper

That's not poker! That's poke-him.

four aces? that's too bad. I; on the other hand, have a pair of 2s. looks like I'm on top tonight [/lyingthroughhisteeth]

Katidragon said:
Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

HA.

Is the rule aces high or asses high?

Katidragon said:
Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I DON'T NEED YOUR GREED

THE ONLY CARD I NEED

IS THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!

KT2792 said:
I DON'T NEED YOUR GREED

THE ONLY CARD I NEED

IS THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!

hurrah for the motorhead reference.

Panic: So, let's have sex with this girl...
Victoria: *gets naked* SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!

JoeyBurger said:
Panic: So, let's have sex with this girl...
Victoria: *gets naked* SURPRISE, MOTHAFUCKA!

Wtf? Lollol

Katidragon said:
Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

Bah dum tsish

Katidragon said:
Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

suzukiman1990 said:
Bah dum tsish

talk about a rim shot

Ima go play poker now.

gosman said:
four aces? that's too bad. I; on the other hand, have a pair of 2s. looks like I'm on top tonight [/lyingthroughhisteeth]

Only if we're playing Lowball.

i like how shes spreading her cheeks while pegging him very nice asshole too

darc22005 said:

talk about a rim shot

Ha

Next time he raises the stakes higher and loses again.
Now he has to blow the strapon plus have a vibrator up his ass while blowing.

Katidragon said:
Guess this must mean she wound up with an ace in the hole.

Canilash said:
That's not poker! That's poke-him.

Gradius said:
Is the rule aces high or asses high?

darc22005 said:

talk about a rim shot

Nekrosilisk88 said:
Only if we're playing Lowball.

Aaaaaand I'm adding the lol_comments tag.

toad75 said:
Next time he raises the stakes higher and loses again.
Now he has to blow the strapon plus have a vibrator up his ass while blowing.

oh god, just imagine every saturday.. "THIS TIME I WILL WIN"
*finds himself tied to the bed [redacted] cock [redacted] three other men and she just [redacted]*

Made me lol

So four aces means "Dildo up the anus?"

I just realized...Poker, you don't get 4 cards in a hand.

Animeserf said:
I just realized...Poker, you don't get 4 cards in a hand.

there is more than one kind of poker

Someone play poker with me please~

he could have said you lose because she clearly did not know what it meant

dude, seriously? I say being pegged is better than a 'no sex' night, so stop cringing

Grazer said:
Aaaaaand I'm adding the lol_comments tag.

Holy shit, that's an actual tag?
*starts looking through it*

dra-suzumebachi said:
i like how shes spreading her cheeks while pegging him very nice asshole too

Makes me wonder if there's a third party involved. Both of them are looking back.