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DJ Dash
MemberDat chicken plot
Phoenixfirex
MemberSomewhere... Scout and Heavy is laughing their asses off :3
BrerFox
MemberPoor Soldier probably thought "Party Cannon" was some new kind of Rocket Launcher and came to pick one up.
Falord
MemberThe solider is also a baby sitter. A man of many talents
IguanaDude
MemberSweetiie bell looks so friggen cute
ArnoldTheWolf
MemberSoldier: Anyone of you maggots wanna explain WHAT THE *bleep* HAS JUST HAPPENED?!
XM177
MemberYou must have opened a unlocked crate and probably got the best set of items from it! Lol.
GoldenDash
Memberscout: well...if you don't like them maybe... if i can have one... maybe the one in your pocket?.......
Canefox
MemberDon't fight it Soldier, you know you like it
Vilion Phoenix
MemberMy new Avitar Pic, ^.^
JasonLikesPonies
MemberBEST SHIT EVER
user 34602
MemberWhat if this happened?
PhoeniciaChronos
MemberA baby sitter, a soldier of many battles, and one of nine people on the planet who can not only survive explosions, but can use one to launch himself the length of a football field to crack some poor soul's dome. A man of many talents indeed.
a person
MemberI love how whenever I search for tf2 I just get a ton of gay horses
user 21641
MemberThis is the best thing all day.
The Masked Newfag
BlockedScootabutt.
That is all.
empathyheart
MemberScout: so... You can fly at mach 2...
RD: yeah... so... you play baseball...
Scout: I dabble...
RD: ...
Scout ...
Both: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?! YOU'RE FREAKING AWESOME!!
Heavy: Petting tiny baybee poony is relaxing
Fluttershy: Mmmm... you aren't so scary...
Heavy: Heavy is meant to be scary. Heavy carry Sasha into battle. not even coward soldier can carry Sasha
Fluttershy: I wonder what Twilight's doing...
Sniper: You take the jaratte-
Twilight: Ew...
Sniper: An' you throw it at a burning ally to put out the fire! (Chucks at spy)
Spy: You got piss on my suit! I just got this back from the dry cleaner!!
Sniper: well bugger to be you don' it?
Spy: I will get you for this Sniper (Fades away then back in) Merde...
Twilight: ... do you do that often?
Sniper: every one in a while, i can hit the Demoman's bottle from here, want to watch?
Twilight: You can't hit that
Demoman: Aaaaahhh... Love me days off, just me, me beer, and good company
Ditzy: Muffin to that
(Chugs beer)
*Ping!*
Demoman: Oy! what back pokin' snake, what bloody pint-sized grease drippin' Teutonic campy skulkin' back pokin' weasel shot me beer?!
Ditzy: *Stuffs muffin into hole* Better?
Demoman: *takes swig* yeh
Spy: I hate those guys
Rarity: I would suggest ruining their reputations but-
Spy: what reputations? they are amateurs and fools
Rarity: I know, but I can clean your suit for you
Spy: I am a gentleman, I could never let you trouble yourself for me
Rarity: No trouble at all, I also wanted to see your... sleeve blades
Spy: hohoho...
Pyro: MMMPH MMPH!
Pinkie: I know!
Pyro: MMMMMPPPH! MMMPPPPHHH!
Pinkie: Yeah, the're silly
Medic: So tell him zat he only has thirty seconds to live and he explodes!
Doctor Whooves: PPFFT! HAHAHA!! He blew up?!
Medic: Ja, anyvays, what are you doing to my medigun?
Doctor: fixing the capacitors for the Ubercharge, it should make it charge faster if it works
Medic: wunderbar! and zis... Sonic Screwdriver... it works by a similar principle ja?
Dotor: somewhat... I can't explain it without having to take it or your medigun apart...
Engineer: Mmmm... Bacon!
AJ: Mmmm... fritters!
how i picture their days off (Pinkie was watching TV with Pyro)
(do not whatch Tv in [pyro or Pinkie vision)
Taitou
MemberAaaand you win.
DJbuttercup.
MemberThis Is A Sad Dad For America...
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