I'm not sure--what is updog?

Who is updog?

Where is updog?

Why is updog?

When is updog?

But... how is updog?

I'll do you one better

From whence is updog?

Who is "Dog" and why is he up

That feels like a trick question. A delightfully lewd one.

I can certainly tell you my dogs up

Emptybulletcasing said:
I can certainly tell you my dogs up

yes but what is it?!

This is perfect