one must always clarify the details of a spell. especially when YOUR WIZARD decides to be a horndog and WASTE ALL OF HIS SPELL SLOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ENCOUNTER CASTING A GODDAMN POCKET PUSSY SPELL JUST TO PUT HIS JIZZ IN EMPTY BOTTLES, AND THROW THEM AT THE TOWN GAURD LIKE THE JIZZ EQUIVALENT OF SNIPER FROM TF2!

Disclaimer: This did not actually happen, I simply came up with it on the spot. But if you yourself would like to try this, first talk to your DM to check if they would be okay adding this spell to the campaign and then make them regret that decision by forcing them to figure out how to run an encounter with a horny bard PC.

watermine30 said:
one must always clarify the details of a spell. especially when YOUR WIZARD decides to be a horndog and WASTE ALL OF HIS SPELL SLOTS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ENCOUNTER CASTING A GODDAMN POCKET PUSSY SPELL JUST TO PUT HIS JIZZ IN EMPTY BOTTLES, AND THROW THEM AT THE TOWN GAURD LIKE THE JIZZ EQUIVALENT OF SNIPER FROM TF2!

Disclaimer: This did not actually happen, I simply came up with it on the spot. But if you yourself would like to try this, first talk to your DM to check if they would be okay adding this spell to the campaign and then make them regret that decision by forcing them to figure out how to run an encounter with a horny bard PC.

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watermine30 said:
"one must always clarify the details of a spell..."

This deserves a positive score and I am offended.