big nug (christmas) created by silverfox5213
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    Fireproof

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    This is a picture of the CEO of the worlds biggest coal company when he was a child. At the tender age of 2, he was already committing tax fraud, therefore netting him coal each Christmas. But, when life gave him lemons, he made lemonade. This young fox grew, each year committing even more heinous crimes than the last until his stocking could no longer contain the amount of coal he would receive. It was then, he went into hiding, slowly building his coal-powered empire from the shadows of the underground.

    Several years passed. Suddenly, under the facade of a coal mine, his business debuted to the public, offering coal at break-neck prices, severely undercutting the competition. There would be no one that could compete with his business. Not now.. Not ever.

    Little is known about what goes on inside this "Coal mine" but spy reports have suggested that within the massive underground labyrinth dwell thousand upon thousands of the worlds most wretched, horrible, villainous criminals, being forced to commit atrocities beyond comprehension. Each Christmas, the coal that is given to each criminal is harvested. Nothing more is known.

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    Jinxvattic034

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    I see all these comments talking about how he'd deserve the coal, but none asked the fox if he simply mistaken someone else's stocking for his own.

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    Grummancat

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    mrjake5 said:
    at least he got free coal to stay warm so that's a plus

    Yeah I mean Scrooge was taking it out of Cratchit's salary and this entitled fox gets it for free! Meanwhile Bob is freezing in an office backroom cause he needs all the money he can get to take care of his family.

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    Gogglepop

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    fireproof said:
    This is a picture of the CEO of the worlds biggest coal company when he was a child. At the tender age of 2, he was already committing tax fraud, therefore netting him coal each Christmas. But, when life gave him lemons, he made lemonade. This young fox grew, each year committing even more heinous crimes than the last until his stocking could no longer contain the amount of coal he would receive. It was then, he went into hiding, slowly building his coal-powered empire from the shadows of the underground.

    Several years passed. Suddenly, under the facade of a coal mine, his business debuted to the public, offering coal at break-neck prices, severely undercutting the competition. There would be no one that could compete with his business. Not now.. Not ever.

    Little is known about what goes on inside this "Coal mine" but spy reports have suggested that within the massive underground labyrinth dwell thousand upon thousands of the worlds most wretched, horrible, villainous criminals, being forced to commit atrocities beyond comprehension. Each Christmas, the coal that is given to each criminal is harvested. Nothing more is known.

    This is the start of an SCP

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    KingOrangeSoda

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    *Christmas morning* *my non existent girlfriend, Cindy sits & watches our baby-fox open his presents*
    (Toby *name I made for fox*): *whimpering* "w-what did I do?"
    (Me): "hehe, I think you'll like this gift in about 5 minutes"
    (Toby): *sniff* "what?"
    (Cindy): *pics up tony* "Daddy put your 'real' in the backyard"
    (Me): *open's screen-door* "Look near the porch steps"
    (Tony): "...!!!" *sees a large, shiny grill with a plate of tender meat placed on top of the side-tray*
    (Tony): *eyes transform from heartbroken to wonderous* "wh-what is..."
    (Me): "Can you guess why we put coal in your stocking now?"
    (Tony): "i-...is that a...for..."
    (Me): "Merry Christmas Tony, you've been the best boy this year!"
    (Cindy): "What do you think, little bud-" *tony leaps from Cindy's arm & runs the grill, circling it in excitement*
    (Me): "Mommy & I will have to cook the meat for you, but soon you'll have a nice juicy steak, all to yourself"
    (Narrator): "The couple & their adorable pet baby-fox spend the afternoon cooking & eating small burgers, while Tony tries his best (struggling adorable) to eat his delicious Christmas-steak all by himself. He eats 11 chewy bites of meat & falls asleep next to the plate with a barbecue sauce-covered smile on his fluffy face. Zuentus puts the steak in a zip-lock bag for later, while Cindy wipes Tony's face with a napkin & takes him back to his room for a few hours of well-deserved sleep. Coal for Christmas well spent :)"

    -The End-

    ...If you think I regret a single second of my time spent here, you are completely mistaken.

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    RookieAnimator210

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    zuentus said:
    *Christmas morning* *my non existent girlfriend, Cindy sits & watches our baby-fox open his presents*
    (Toby *name I made for fox*): *whimpering* "w-what did I do?"
    (Me): "hehe, I think you'll like this gift in about 5 minutes"
    (Toby): *sniff* "what?"
    (Cindy): *pics up tony* "Daddy put your 'real' in the backyard"
    (Me): *open's screen-door* "Look near the porch steps"
    (Tony): "...!!!" *sees a large, shiny grill with a plate of tender meat placed on top of the side-tray*
    (Tony): *eyes transform from heartbroken to wonderous* "wh-what is..."
    (Me): "Can you guess why we put coal in your stocking now?"
    (Tony): "i-...is that a...for..."
    (Me): "Merry Christmas Tony, you've been the best boy this year!"
    (Cindy): "What do you think, little bud-" *tony leaps from Cindy's arm & runs the grill, circling it in excitement*
    (Me): "Mommy & I will have to cook the meat for you, but soon you'll have a nice juicy steak, all to yourself"
    (Narrator): "The couple & their adorable pet baby-fox spend the afternoon cooking & eating small burgers, while Tony tries his best (struggling adorable) to eat his delicious Christmas-steak all by himself. He eats 11 chewy bites of meat & falls asleep next to the plate with a barbecue sauce-covered smile on his fluffy face. Zuentus puts the steak in a zip-lock bag for later, while Cindy wipes Tony's face with a napkin & takes him back to his room for a few hours of well-deserved sleep. Coal for Christmas well spent :)"

    -The End-

    ...If you think I regret a single second of my time spent here, you are completely mistaken.

    I am legit gonna find all the sad posts you commented on from this artist and thank you for giving a happy ending <3

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    DownloadMirror

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    zuentus said:
    *Christmas morning* *my non existent girlfriend, Cindy sits & watches our baby-fox open his presents*
    (Toby *name I made for fox*): *whimpering* "w-what did I do?"
    (Me): "hehe, I think you'll like this gift in about 5 minutes"
    (Toby): *sniff* "what?"
    (Cindy): *pics up tony* "Daddy put your 'real' in the backyard"
    (Me): *open's screen-door* "Look near the porch steps"
    (Tony): "...!!!" *sees a large, shiny grill with a plate of tender meat placed on top of the side-tray*
    (Tony): *eyes transform from heartbroken to wonderous* "wh-what is..."
    (Me): "Can you guess why we put coal in your stocking now?"
    (Tony): "i-...is that a...for..."
    (Me): "Merry Christmas Tony, you've been the best boy this year!"
    (Cindy): "What do you think, little bud-" *tony leaps from Cindy's arm & runs the grill, circling it in excitement*
    (Me): "Mommy & I will have to cook the meat for you, but soon you'll have a nice juicy steak, all to yourself"
    (Narrator): "The couple & their adorable pet baby-fox spend the afternoon cooking & eating small burgers, while Tony tries his best (struggling adorable) to eat his delicious Christmas-steak all by himself. He eats 11 chewy bites of meat & falls asleep next to the plate with a barbecue sauce-covered smile on his fluffy face. Zuentus puts the steak in a zip-lock bag for later, while Cindy wipes Tony's face with a napkin & takes him back to his room for a few hours of well-deserved sleep. Coal for Christmas well spent :)"

    -The End-

    ...If you think I regret a single second of my time spent here, you are completely mistaken.

    Imagine getting a warning for this.

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