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  • Someone did a "scientific" analysis on how and why vaporeon is the ideal pokemon for this kind of thing. The most "objectively" compatible with human males.

    I wonder if this human heard of that, or just found her to be attractive and willing.

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  • paraspite said:
    Someone did a "scientific" analysis on how and why vaporeon is the ideal pokemon for this kind of thing. The most "objectively" compatible with human males.

    I wonder if this human heard of that, or just found her to be attractive and willing.

    Can scientists find out why your comment was down voted to oblivion? Seriously what’s wrong guys?

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  • paraspite said:
    Someone did a "scientific" analysis on how and why vaporeon is the ideal pokemon for this kind of thing. The most "objectively" compatible with human males.

    I wonder if this human heard of that, or just found her to be attractive and willing.

    "Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more"

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  • This is nice. There is a suppressing lack of vaporeon impregnation, especially given how popular that meme was.

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  • paraspite said:
    Someone did a "scientific" analysis on how and why vaporeon is the ideal pokemon for this kind of thing. The most "objectively" compatible with human males.

    I wonder if this human heard of that, or just found her to be attractive and willing.

    But now we must ask ourselves, which pokémon is the most compatible for female human/male pokémon breeding

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