that doesnt look very pleasant

hot af doe

She should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out
so how do you clean cum out of gills without destroying them?

This...brings up just as many questions as boners.

cutest_mew said:
She should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out
so how do you clean cum out of gills without destroying them?

Gape over a faucet and crank it to full. PSSSSSHHH.

feretta said:
Gape over a faucet and crank it to full. PSSSSSHHH.

Successful removal of cum, but at what cost?
Imagine how much it'd hurt if you got cum in your alveoli, lmao.

aellalilis said:
Successful removal of cum, but at what cost?
Imagine how much it'd hurt if you got cum in your alveoli, lmao.

Apply additional soap

cutest_mew said:
She should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out
so how do you clean cum out of gills without destroying them?

feretta said:
Gape over a faucet and crank it to full. PSSSSSHHH.

I doubt she could find a faucet with a lot of water pressure in time. Or she could just stick to using an oxygen tank from now on because it's less work and she must want to do this several times more. Hah.

Also I see her tied up. Sex slave pet.

cutest_mew said:
She should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out

I didnt know that. Oh, does this mean she could breath while having a blowjob?

aellalilis said:
Successful removal of cum, but at what cost?
Imagine how much it'd hurt if you got cum in your alveoli, lmao.

Gills =/= Lungs.

Some warm water at a gentle rate would be enough to clean it off them.

draconickobold said:
I didnt know that. Oh, does this mean she could breath while having a blowjob?

cum does not contain enough oxygen to allow that, if it did, it would sound like farting when guys climaxed

cutest_mew said:
cum does not contain enough oxygen to allow that, if it did, it would sound like farting when guys climaxed

By that logic, it should sound like farting when you turn on a water faucet, because water DOES contain enough oxygen for sharks to live. And yet, it doesn't do that, because the oxygen particles are not in pockets, but fully integrated into the blend of chemicals that create water. Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom combine to create water molecules. If you create a pocket of just oxygen, you'll have a bubble.

Anyway, semen actually does contain oxygen in order to keep the sperm cells alive.

Also, sidenote, the air we land dwelling twatbuckets breathe is not just oxygen either. In fact, it's mostly nitrogen, with a quart of oxygen, some argon, a bit of carbon dioxide (this one's less great for us) and even water. You inhale about 1% water vapor on a regular basis.

feretta said:
By that logic, it should sound like farting when you turn on a water faucet, because water DOES contain enough oxygen for sharks to live. And yet, it doesn't do that, because the oxygen particles are not in pockets, but fully integrated into the blend of chemicals that create water. Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom combine to create water molecules. If you create a pocket of just oxygen, you'll have a bubble.

Anyway, semen actually does contain oxygen in order to keep the sperm cells alive.

Also, sidenote, the air we land dwelling twatbuckets breathe is not just oxygen either. In fact, it's mostly nitrogen, with a quart of oxygen, some argon, a bit of carbon dioxide (this one's less great for us) and even water. You inhale about 1% water vapor on a regular basis.

I said that it doesn't have enough oxygen to breath with gills, and with how thick cum is, I figured that putting enough oxygen into it would cause air bubbles as cum is much thicker than water. Also farting is the constant opening and closing of your ass while passing gas, so a faucet would never acualy sound like that unless you put silly putty on the opening or something.
Either way I'm learning on a porn site again

feretta said:
By that logic, it should sound like farting when you turn on a water faucet, because water DOES contain enough oxygen for sharks to live. And yet, it doesn't do that, because the oxygen particles are not in pockets, but fully integrated into the blend of chemicals that create water. Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom combine to create water molecules. If you create a pocket of just oxygen, you'll have a bubble.

Anyway, semen actually does contain oxygen in order to keep the sperm cells alive.

Also, sidenote, the air we land dwelling twatbuckets breathe is not just oxygen either. In fact, it's mostly nitrogen, with a quart of oxygen, some argon, a bit of carbon dioxide (this one's less great for us) and even water. You inhale about 1% water vapor on a regular basis.

cutest_mew said:
I said that it doesn't have enough oxygen to breath with gills, and with how thick cum is, I figured that putting enough oxygen into it would cause air bubbles as cum is much thicker than water. Also farting is the constant opening and closing of your ass while passing gas, so a faucet would never acualy sound like that unless you put silly putty on the opening or something.
Either way I'm learning on a porn site again

Oh, maybe air bubbles would form in between the shark's gills, as there would be oxygen flowing through those gaps. That would cause a bit of irritation as those would pop from pressure, not that the shark wouldn't like it of course.
Either way, this is one of the silliest idea's Feretta has 'cum' up with. Ha, get it?

youngster said:
Oh, maybe air bubbles would form in between the shark's gills, as there would be oxygen flowing through those gaps. That would cause a bit of irritation as those would pop from pressure, not that the shark wouldn't like it of course.
Either way, this is one of the silliest idea's Feretta has 'cum' up with. Ha, get it?

Anybody have some spare supercomputer time and a COMSOL Multiphysics license? Maybe a couple grad students we could borrow?

deleuzian_cattery said:
Anybody have some spare supercomputer time and a COMSOL Multiphysics license? Maybe a couple grad students we could borrow?

"Scientific study being conducted to determine whether fish can survive in human semen!"

feretta said:
"Scientific study being conducted to determine whether fish can survive in human semen!"

The grants practically write themselves.

deleuzian_cattery said:
The grants practically write themselves.

Dumber things have been done. There's literally been (expensive) studies for stuff along the lines of "Is water wet?" and "Are nutrients necessary to survive?"

drakkenfyre said:
Dumber things have been done. There's literally been (expensive) studies for stuff along the lines of "Is water wet?" and "Are nutrients necessary to survive?"

Dude the shit my tax dollars pay for I just want cat girls and wolf girls can I get that?

cutest_mew said:
She should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out
so how do you clean cum out of gills without destroying them?

Rince with cold water 🤷‍♂️ hot water would make it sticky