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user 589708
Memberthat doesnt look very pleasant
hot af doe
Cutest Mew
MemberShe should be fine so long as she has lungs to handle air, gills only filter air out of water, so before she goes swimming she needs to clean those out
so how do you clean cum out of gills without destroying them?
Umbracat
MemberThis...brings up just as many questions as boners.
Feretta
MemberGape over a faucet and crank it to full. PSSSSSHHH.
AellaLilis
MemberSuccessful removal of cum, but at what cost?
Imagine how much it'd hurt if you got cum in your alveoli, lmao.
UnownZed
MemberApply additional soap
youngster
BlockedI doubt she could find a faucet with a lot of water pressure in time. Or she could just stick to using an oxygen tank from now on because it's less work and she must want to do this several times more. Hah.
Also I see her tied up. Sex slave pet.
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DraconicKobold
MemberI didnt know that. Oh, does this mean she could breath while having a blowjob?
Drakkenfyre
MemberGills =/= Lungs.
Some warm water at a gentle rate would be enough to clean it off them.
Cutest Mew
Membercum does not contain enough oxygen to allow that, if it did, it would sound like farting when guys climaxed
Feretta
MemberBy that logic, it should sound like farting when you turn on a water faucet, because water DOES contain enough oxygen for sharks to live. And yet, it doesn't do that, because the oxygen particles are not in pockets, but fully integrated into the blend of chemicals that create water. Two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom combine to create water molecules. If you create a pocket of just oxygen, you'll have a bubble.
Anyway, semen actually does contain oxygen in order to keep the sperm cells alive.
Also, sidenote, the air we land dwelling twatbuckets breathe is not just oxygen either. In fact, it's mostly nitrogen, with a quart of oxygen, some argon, a bit of carbon dioxide (this one's less great for us) and even water. You inhale about 1% water vapor on a regular basis.
Cutest Mew
MemberI said that it doesn't have enough oxygen to breath with gills, and with how thick cum is, I figured that putting enough oxygen into it would cause air bubbles as cum is much thicker than water. Also farting is the constant opening and closing of your ass while passing gas, so a faucet would never acualy sound like that unless you put silly putty on the opening or something.
Either way I'm learning on a porn site again
youngster
BlockedOh, maybe air bubbles would form in between the shark's gills, as there would be oxygen flowing through those gaps. That would cause a bit of irritation as those would pop from pressure, not that the shark wouldn't like it of course.
Either way, this is one of the silliest idea's Feretta has 'cum' up with. Ha, get it?
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user 68974
MemberAnybody have some spare supercomputer time and a COMSOL Multiphysics license? Maybe a couple grad students we could borrow?
Feretta
Member"Scientific study being conducted to determine whether fish can survive in human semen!"
user 68974
MemberThe grants practically write themselves.
Drakkenfyre
MemberDumber things have been done. There's literally been (expensive) studies for stuff along the lines of "Is water wet?" and "Are nutrients necessary to survive?"
Iunderstand
MemberDude the shit my tax dollars pay for I just want cat girls and wolf girls can I get that?
Darkgurd
MemberRince with cold water 🤷♂️ hot water would make it sticky
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