Set course for Blisstonia! Warp speed 9: engage!

I can just imagine the mom trying to use her toy and thinking, "Damn it, I just put in new batteries last night how is it dead already!?"

Looks like it's time to wet SHEETS

"I'm going for an adventure"

tsilb said:
Weirdly enough, the only thing going through my mind right now is wondering if I should buy a vibrator for my hands. I play piano, and I noticed my hands are always the most limber after mowing the lawn, I think because of the vibration from the mower. It could possibly save me hours of stretching, which is always the most annoying part.

Clearly I am too innocent for this site lmao

Get an old Harley sportster (older than 2004) they vibrate terribly and should fix you right up

tsilb said:
Weirdly enough, the only thing going through my mind right now is wondering if I should buy a vibrator for my hands. I play piano, and I noticed my hands are always the most limber after mowing the lawn, I think because of the vibration from the mower. It could possibly save me hours of stretching, which is always the most annoying part.

Clearly I am too innocent for this site lmao

There is a good deal of truth to this.
Les Paul played at his jazz club into his 90s every Monday and he had a big massager for his arms that he had to use so he would be limber enough.
All it really did was send vibrations along his arms.