Aah the Lusty Argonian Maid. Polish my spear why don't you.

That was my favorite book in the entire game.

yeah wonder if anyone made a mod adding the other parts

problem is though, we never found out if it was just an innuendo, or if he actually wanted his weapon cleaned.

Is there a problem? The "Athour" of the book is a very well known Bisexual Perverted Man which is your Sponsor in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. (If you play a Female he wants to see you naked before he sponsors you)

Either way great picture =P

Source is WKAR
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=294226

Narji said:(If you play a Female he wants to see you naked before he sponsors you)

If you play a Male, he STILL wants to see you naked before he sponsors you. That's how much of a perv that book's author is.

skrolnik said:
If you play a Male, he STILL wants to see you naked before he sponsors you. That's how much of a perv that book's author is.

Agreed XD but we maybe should thank him since he gave erotic literature as well as erotic theatre play in the World of The Elder Scrolls.

...i rember that book in the middle of battle when playing morrowwind...:3 the funny part was...i had a spear

Arach84 said:
Aah the Lusty Argonian Maid. Polish my spear why don't you.

:3...but i had blood...DX...but...it was a half naked flying female bird anthro thing...:D...still no on the blood...

skrolnik said:
If you play a Male, he STILL wants to see you naked before he sponsors you. That's how much of a perv that book's author is.

Book? It's IN a book, but it's actually a scene in a play, if you check it. Scene three, if I remember correctly.

Do I get a turn with her? 8D

I'm pretty sure that a wide-spread Elder Scrolls website actually MADE "The Lusty Argonian Maid"... by that, I mean that they got some furries from FA and wrote some bad porn on a joke on bad porn.

xSionx said:
I'm pretty sure that a wide-spread Elder Scrolls website actually MADE "The Lusty Argonian Maid"... by that, I mean that they got some furries from FA and wrote some bad porn on a joke on bad porn.

How about no.

Awesome

NegaMajora said:
problem is though, we never found out if it was just an innuendo, or if he actually wanted his weapon cleaned.

This is more fitting his 'loaf' into her 'oven' than 'polishing his spear'.

Kiyoto said:
...i rember that book in the middle of battle when playing morrowwind...:3 the funny part was...i had a spear

:3...but i had blood...DX...but...it was a half naked flying female bird anthro thing...:D...still no on the blood...

You mean a hagraven?

Damn good artist!

NegaMajora said:
problem is though, we never found out if it was just an innuendo, or if he actually wanted his weapon cleaned.

It was written by Crassius Curio. It was innuendo. If you ever meet that guy in Morrowind, the dude is a total lech.

remmus said:
yeah wonder if anyone made a mod adding the other parts