The "sea monster" looks unimpressed.

Why do i have the feeling that she doesnt care that hes that big

sparky221 said:
Why do i have the feeling that she doesnt care that hes that big

Maybe she don't

Release the Kraken!

Oh lawd he coomin

And then she says...
“YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!”

You know you may be out of your depths when the dick is as thick or thicker than your arm

Ah, so he's not disinterested, he's just "size conscience"...

I mean... she has hands? I'm sure she could arrange something re:those honking lady melons.

Is it just the issue that he isn't attracted to anyone, and finds no enjoyment in sex. Until Nora came along

Does this guy not understand what a handjob is? He could push it up under her corset until it poked out the top! So many opportunities besides stick in hole.

Many before you have tried, few if any have succeeded.... ;-)

but what if hes GAY bro??

sparky221 said:
Why do i have the feeling that she doesnt care that hes that big

I have the feeling that she will be a perfect fit by Zummeng

Maybe people are missing what's could also be happening here. What if he has erectile-disfunction and can't get anything from others?

mrtailson said:
Maybe people are missing what's could also be happening here. What if he has erectile-disfunction and can't get anything from others?

in that case she'll be an "anatomically correct hyena" and peg him

~riolu~ said:
I have the feeling that she will be a perfect fit by Zummeng

TITLE DROP!

calling it

this stuff right here:

post #2453403

that's a magic lube that'll either enlargen her interior/shrink his dick to an accomidating size

dripen_arn said:
calling it

this stuff right here:

post #2453403

that's a magic lube that'll either enlargen her interior/shrink his dick to an accomidating size

I actually think that that may be unicorn blood? Like. There's a unicorn on the lid, and it looks like other depictions of magic unicorn blood I've seen before.

backwash9000 said:
I actually think that that may be unicorn blood? Like. There's a unicorn on the lid, and it looks like other depictions of magic unicorn blood I've seen before.

it's whitish and sparkling, I guess this could be something else from the unicorn.

backwash9000 said:
I actually think that that may be unicorn blood? Like. There's a unicorn on the lid, and it looks like other depictions of magic unicorn blood I've seen before.

bubu1769 said:
it's whitish and sparkling, I guess this could be something else from the unicorn.

whatever it is, i bet that it's gonna help them make the Perfect Fit by Zummeng

dabajabazah said:
TITLE DROP!

*add one sin*

matlaz9 said:
in that case she'll be an "anatomically correct hyena" and peg him

Not sure if we can use the logic of anatomical accuracy since that would give our Sharkey-Boi here a second shaft... But maybe Zum will surprise us.
Her having a pseudo might explain why she's not a very good worker/has had a hard time procuring some clients.

Don’t know why she’s so surprised. She should have expected this, given his size.