I never knew that the milky way is a cloud of jizz.

Thats one way to save the galaxy from the reapers...

"We have penetrated through the galaxy!"

ahhaha, im almost crying

what the hell am i looking at ._.

CSSdoge said:
what the hell am i looking at ._.

the big "bang"

i dont know why but this pictures make me wanna throw up

Keats said:
"We have penetrated through the galaxy!"

"One small step for man, one giant erection for mankind".

Welp. That universe is fucked.

My cock is a cock that shall pierce the heavens!

Lol. This is the best comment pack I saw so far on e621!

Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

Shiitake said:
Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

Are you - seriously - trying to bring physics into a fetish like macro? XD

Shiitake said:
Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

furry logic don't give a shit

Shiitake said:
Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

I bet his anus is a supermassive black hole.

So that's what's at the center of the galaxy.

Shiitake said:
Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

Umm... Nerve signals travel at a top speed of 250MPH, not the speed of light (~180 MILLION MPH)) , if he were to jack off it would take 858,447,488,584 years for the impulses to reach his brain... That's almost a trillion ears for those of you reading at home, far longer than the universe has been a thing for.

"Man,I am so sweaty today!"

I thought I saw it all

Wait until Shepard finds out where the collectors are hiding

No Tengen Toppa jokes? I am disappoint.
I opened this specifically because I thought it would have Tengen Toppa jokes in the comments. And now that joke is ruined for this image so there's no sense saying it. Fuck.

CarriePandafox said:
No Tengen Toppa jokes? I am disappoint.
I opened this specifically because I thought it would have Tengen Toppa jokes in the comments. And now that joke is ruined for this image so there's no sense saying it. Fuck.

:P

TheDeckers said:
"One small step for man, one giant erection for mankind".

That's a baboon.

That puts a new spin on tea bagging

ZuriZ said:
So that's what's at the center of the galaxy.

No theirs a black hole

HOW IS THIS STILL GOING

Is that big?

Shiitake said:
Space is big. Really big. The Milky Way is 100-120 thousand light years across. That dick is as long as the galaxy in that image is across! When you think about it, in order for any part of him to have any easily observable motion from this viewing angle, it would have to move WAY faster than the speed of light. Ejaculation would normally take like a million years for semen to come out of the tip, too. Also of note is that nerve signals travel at the speed of light, so if he jacked off he wouldn't feel it for eons.

Also of note is that if he were really that size and made out of any material known to science, he'd collapse into a supermassive black hole.

STOP BREAKING PHYSICS, GIANT HYPER FURRY!

You’re applying that to normal sized things, if we assume that the neurons are also increasing in size instead of multiplying rapidly (so a single cell would be the size of a car, I think) Then the speed is normal for him

iguanasarecool said:
I thought I saw it all

Fool! You underestimate our power!

just~visiting said:
You’re applying that to normal sized things, if we assume that the neurons are also increasing in size instead of multiplying rapidly (so a single cell would be the size of a car, I think) Then the speed is normal for him

The siginal still travels at the speed of light. It would just have a bigger "Highway" to travel on. Would still be eons before he felt a damn thing.

growin around at the speed of sound

I'm betting on this being one of his shamanic trips