a shark of few words

Heh. She's trying so, so hard, and getting barely anything in return.

vulvithmey said:
Heh. She's trying so, so hard, and getting barely anything in return.

Not exactly.she gets a free boop

Man of few words, but his body is telling a whole story.

Okay but the question I need to ask is, “Did he order the soup?”

Okay, who called it? Who was it that said someone made soup from his fin? I know one of you guys said it. Jokingly or not.

bluestreamexe said:
Okay but the question I need to ask is, “Did he order the soup?”

Just casually reading the comments...wait wut

bluestreamexe said:
Okay but the question I need to ask is, “Did he order the soup?”

That'd be one hell of a power move

Hang on, one of those goons outside stabbed him. Has that been forgotten about?

HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

What no one knows is that HE was the one who had the soup...

vulvithmey said:
Heh. She's trying so, so hard, and getting barely anything in return.

To be fair, who likes talking about their scars? And someone took off his dorsal fin. I think she is just making the feeling worse.

flareoninheat said:
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

Simple:
He's got a jacked up roll to hit, multiattacks, a +2 Greatsword, a mind for strategy, and also he's INCREDIBLY lucky with his saving throws.

Shark Fin Soup.

Okay that explains the no fin in the back.

Someone mortared him in the back.. must have pissed off some cops.

okay but i honestly want to see the undead whale battle
sounds freaking gnarly

youngster said:
To be fair, who likes talking about their scars? And someone tore off his dorsal fin. I think she is just making the feeling worse.

To be fair, a lot of blue collar folks love talking about their scars. A lot of folks I know sure do, at least. Every scar's a story, whether it's stupid, sad, funny, or all three.

You should never force someone to talk about their scars, but boy howdy are there folks out there who will talk your ear off if you ask 'em how they lost their pinky finger.

Hey! I thought all references to shark-fin soup were prohibited!
Unless Chris makes it, of course...

I was right about that shoulder wound, though...a ballistic, rather than edged, weapon. That must have hurt worse than the fin. As for him still being alive, after having absorbed all that punishment...what can you say, other than that he's one hell of a tough guy.

If she scrubs him the wrong way then that sponge is going to rip.

Ah yes the casual mortar wound

Flareoninheat said:
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

he's a barbarian, they have resistances to all physical damage while enraged, and have stamina to spare

Bet Nora becomes his traveling partner(I'm betting she's a magic user of some sort. Maybe a red mage).

This boi took a morter!?

ferus said:
a shark of few words

yerp.
-the fin?
he killed him after finding were he lived and so his adventure began

bigbaddrake said:
he's a barbarian, they have resistances to all physical damage while enraged, and have stamina to spare

Only if he's a totem barbarian in 5e.

Shark is a thot slayer as well.

But seriously, I wanna see these two hook up.

"What do you mean it's at soup?"

binagon said:
"What do you mean it's at soup?"

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?!"

Man he survived all that? Guy must know how to parry them filthy casuals

flareoninheat said:
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

He's pretty much video game character

vulvithmey said:
Heh. She's trying so, so hard, and getting barely anything in return.

Her back must be killing her from carrying that conversation all by herself.

flareoninheat said:
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

Plot armor

he toke on tree werewolf's at once

youngster said:
To be fair, who likes talking about their scars? And someone took off his dorsal fin. I think she is just making the feeling worse.

In my case, when someone asks about my scars, I dont really feel too bad about it, it's a fun conversation starter for me

flareoninheat said:
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE?!!!

Maybe he's the shark God. You know, like the one that king shark from suicide squad is a descendant of.

Guess what? According to this Q&A post #3219409 Chris DID try the soup.

HE WAS HIT BY A MORTAR?!
AND LIVED?!
Got DAMN, mans built like an anime protagonist.

This mans a badass