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A Plethora of Penises

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  • cetetic said:
    Many or most of them have bifurcated penises, too; see post #26474.

    No, they do not. That is not a kangaroo, it's a thylacine. It's a marsupial, so it has balls above it's penis.

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  • Edel, the post is about marsupials, not specifically thylacines. Most kangaroo species do have bifurcated penises, as it points out in the text.

    ippiki_ookami said:
    I swear to God, you people and penises...

    Penis obsession? On *my* porn site? :P

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  • cetetic said:
    Edel, the post is about marsupials, not specifically thylacines. Most kangaroo species do have bifurcated penises, as it points out in the text.

    Okay i was wrong. All but the two larger species of kangaroos do have bifurcated penises. But then again, I dont consider wallabys and Pademelon, etc. to be the typical definition of a kangaroo

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  • These are all anatomically correct? Part of me is fascinated, but another part is laughing because she sees a trend between these and more than a few toys.

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  • Just to inform most of you...I would not actually look up pig porn...*shivers* It is very wet, and their swizzle penis moves of it's own accord...There is no thrusting, and the penis just juts in and out...I stopped watching the video as soon as I saw that...Made me sad...

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  • Birds don't even have penises, except for ducks and ducklike birds, and it looks nothing like that. Its a long, floppy and disgusting corkscrew thing that looks like the most terrible worm ever tried crawling up the duck's butt and got stuck.

    Thank the fact there's a duck pond down the street.

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  • HarryPrime said:
    Hyena males give birth through their penis! It is the truth unfortunately. I hate my family. They made me watch a hyena birth. Two words...I screamed

    Heheheheheheh

    dude1982 said:
    now i want a compilation of vags

    Fourth! Oooh, Yeah! Vags! ;P

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  • Eric_Dielli said:
    I never subscribed to animal bits on my anthros.
    I guess thats my personal line.

    Same here. i'm quite happy with human genitalia on my anthros.

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  • Frisky said:
    it's like a corkscrew... it's like a spiral

    notice how his mustache is just like mine.

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  • Rhino penis has a duck-lips thing going on.

    Now I can tell the facebook whores that their face looks like a rhino's dick :D

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  • Here is a question worth ansewring...
    ARE THERE ANY COMPOSITS OF ANY OTHER ANIMAL BODY PARTS?
    Sry for the caps lock, but I am feeling trigger happy today.

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  • Qaz81 said:
    Where in the world did the references for correct anatomy come from?

    There are things you don't want to know, hm.

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  • I thought birds penises were internal. That they just rub slit to slit until the semen eventually enters the females cervix.

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  • Skinner9 said:
    My top 3 dicks for licks ;P :
    3. Bovine
    2. Dolphin
    1. Canine
    What about you guys? :)

    we all know that the equine dick is the best

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  • I LOVE YOU ULTRAVIOLET. I have been looking for a chart for so long. Now, to find the vaginas...

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  • Prismwind said:
    I am rather surprised not a single person commented on Fossa dicks having two knots.

    It's an inaccurate representation, anyway. Fossa cocks are a lot thinner and longer than that, with a lot more barbs on the knots.

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  • Seems like (at least) two admins and a contributor has been busy at work with this post. I like it.

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  • Skinner9 said:
    My top 3 dicks for licks ;P :
    3. Bovine
    2. Dolphin
    1. Canine
    What about you guys? :)

    All I need is my horsecock. :3

    Canine dicks are also pretty cool tho.

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  • These aren't all correct. It looks to me like Furry penises should look though.
    Somewhere between human and the appropriate animal.

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  • Ah. The periodic table of penises. The furologists best friend.

    IMO best elements are [Bo] (bovine. Nice balls.) and [Do] (Dolphin. Gotta love that taper.)

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  • I have a problem with this list

    Where are European Badgers, Coati Mundis, And Skunks
    I Need To Know These Penises For.... Uh... Research... To make Yiff art.... and uh... reasearch

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  • Just think someone actually had to grab animals and arouse them to see their dicks.... then again someone had to eat eggs for the first time.

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  • ChaosContrl said:
    This program couldn't compile. Reason: infinite loop.

    Compilation cannot detect infinite loops :P (see halting problem)
    Also, that program doesn't have an infinite loop (see integer overflow)

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  • Fossa penises are much, much longer than that. That is only the end of it (roughly 1/8 is depicted)!
    (The end of it is still mostly accurate; barbknots are below the head of penis, and then it's long and smooth from there)

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  • ChaosContrl said:
    This program couldn't compile. Reason: infinite loop.

    $i = 5;
    while ($i > 0) {
    echo "I {$i}th This Request! :D";
    $i--;
    }

    Fixed! Man... I should get back into PHP

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  • th_legendary_archgod said:
    well now you know, I did know this before, but I am happy you learn the way how evolution, can be or, beautiful and magnificent, or ugly and messed-up

    lol what if in he future our balls become our chin

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  • Emberell said:
    Is there a version of this for pussies? This makes for a lovely reference tool for artists

    unfortunately not. somehow no one over the last 10 years has remade this with vaginas (or remade it in general)

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  • Also I've been trying to find something like this for a while to apply to my ocs. Turns out there's been one in existence for 10 years already and I feel stupid :/

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  • harryprime said:
    Hyena males give birth through their penis! It is the truth unfortunately. I hate my family. They made me watch a hyena birth. Two words...I screamed

    What in the fuck

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  • owoskan said:
    What in the fuck

    To be fair, the person was basically entirely incorrect on a lot of levels. Hyena "males" don't give birth through their penis. Hyena society is matriarchal, and hyenas have evolved so that the female's clitoris is similar to a penis. Females usually have larger "penises" than the males, and use them to establish dominance. So the hyenas that give birth are, in fact, female, and they don't give birth through their penis, they give birth through their clitoris. Still not exactly a pleasant or streamlined birthing experience, tho. [winces]

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  • At first I was thinking the whale cock would fit best on Monsterverse Godzilla. But then I realized; "Nah, man. Crocodile, for sure."

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  • darknight910 said:
    Huh... I wasn't aware that kangaroos had their balls above their penis...

    There’s a joke about Australia being upside-down somewhere here, but I’m not smart enough to make it

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