Oh god, I think I have a new favorite.

Don't you just hate it when you're introducing yourself and you just get a random boner

Yes to everything about this, he is adorable!<3

He's free to visit me anytime 😊

yanpan said:
Don't you just hate it when you're introducing yourself and you just get a random boner

Eh, pretty effective icebreaker if you ask me.
"Oh, nice dick, dude."
"Thanks."
Then boom, instant friends with instant benefits.

Could use the Adriandrago tag

yanpan said:
Don't you just hate it when you're introducing yourself and you just get a random boner

saying my name gives me a boner

The goof ones are fun

yanpan said:
Don't you just hate it when you're introducing yourself and you just get a random boner

And the person you're introducing yourself to is on ceiling, so rude, no manners at all!/lhj