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  • “Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self defense.”

    “If you wish to defeat me train for another 1million years.”

    “ Look, I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to Hell I want him to hesitate. Alright?”

    “Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success.“

    “Whatever you do, DO NOT reveal your techniques in a YouTube video. You fool, you moron.”

    “Weapons are for casuals.”

    “I had to take break from drowning to drink a glass of water.”

    “If Hypixel has taught me something is that: if you have a problem, the answer is slavery.”

    “Now that I have abolished the government of man, I ascended to take on the kingdom of god.”

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