okay.

should be a tag for penises charts

Where has the green cube been hiding 30 inches?

user7905 said:
Where has the green cube been hiding 30 inches?

well it's a slime, so it's fine, what I am worried about is the skeletons, where did *THAT* come from?

user7905 said:
Where has the green cube been hiding 30 inches?

He bounces on it, like some kind of perverted tigger.

How much knowledge is too much knowledge?

This image says to me
"What dick am I feeling for today?"

Wow what a comprehensive chart

I..

Why does a skeleton have a benis

So what I'm getting from this picture is: We play as the character with the smallest dick.

What a power move, Mojang.

despratefordragons said:
He bounces on it, like some kind of perverted tigger.

Ahhaha

indigo_l'e' said:
should be a tag for penises charts

we have penis_lineup now

I really like the creeper one for some reason

Why would a creeper need a penis if he's a penis?🤔

i'd never think id ever wanna fuck a creeper until now pft

user7905 said:
Where has the green cube been hiding 30 inches?

A lot of slugs can become 50% of their body mass of penis, thy just pump a lot of liquid.

Were alex penis? XD

xdmemer019 said:
we have penis_lineup now

Hmm, why is it a Copyright tag?

sureiamdead said:
I..

Why does a skeleton have a benis

Yeah... I guess its possible because you can call it a boner? LOL

Who would have thought that a thick slime dick could be such a turn-on.

snaike said:
Hmm, why is it a Copyright tag?

Not sure, but it’s kinda what esix does for memes and such

3d size comparison based on this chart

Surprised that Blazes even have one.

Where though? On one of the rods? Underneath all that smoke?

radiatingego said:
okay.

couldn'tve said it better

killallnazis said:
A lot of slugs can become 50% of their body mass of penis, thy just pump a lot of liquid.

Here is a like but why do you know that information.

Lovely, I wish their was a spider in there too, but I’ll take what I see, amazing!

At first I thought all the gasts tentacles were penises

This takes being slain by hostile mobs to a whole new level.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

sureiamdead said:
I..

Why does a skeleton have a benis

It's a boner 😂

Imhappy said:
Lovely, I wish their was a spider in there too, but I’ll take what I see, amazing!

Let us hope for a follow up with the other mobs

ok but why do i want the ghast dick

They did the iron golem dirty, no way a skeleton is the same size as the damn iron giant

why do a zombie got bigger than steve

I unironically absolutely love this

But the ender dragon is female

Hey guys, Endertwinks has a lot more posts on his Twitter.

dannyblyat said:
But the ender dragon is female

Your profile picture fits so well with your comment

dannyblyat said:
But the ender dragon is female

IT'S A TRAP!

So thats what a blaze rod really is?

Blaze and ghast dick be lookin amazing!

lonely_mew said:
How much knowledge is too much knowledge?

Clit size

Notch actually confirmed that Steve doesn't have cube shaped genitals. On twitter he said they're normal shaped

boops4life said:
9 and 10 inches on a human is insane
Skeletons wouldn't have a cock
Blazes don't have anywhere for a cock
Iron golems aren't even alive so wouldn't have a cock
Slimes probably reproduce asexually so no cock
But other than that this is some nice and is pretty hot

Yeah a human isn't that big but furry logic doesn't care
It's a boner
What if everything flying around a blaze are dicks?
A snowman isn't alive either but that doesn't mean it cant have a dick
And slimes could just form one if they want to so why not?

boops4life said:
9 and 10 inches on a human is insane
Skeletons wouldn't have a cock
Blazes don't have anywhere for a cock
Iron golems aren't even alive so wouldn't have a cock
Slimes probably reproduce asexually so no cock
But other than that this is some nice and is pretty hot

Forgot to mention that the dragon is female, like the only thing in the game that has a gender I think

Thank you for this much needed information

I don't understand how the Wither's peen is bigger than the ender dragon's
https://e621.net/posts/2910778?q=endertwinks

That ghast... can I have it?

Skeleboned B)

I want more gast dick plz.

nickyydukyte said:
well it's a slime, so it's fine, what I am worried about is the skeletons, where did *THAT* come from?

Now you can call it "boner".

wouldn't a skeleton just have a baculum, or...?

scaredygoat said:
I don't understand how the Wither's peen is bigger than the ender dragon's
https://e621.net/posts/2910778?q=endertwinks

my guess is that the entire lower body of the wither is the dick

I'd take ghast dick anytime of the day

those bones must be extremely hard😏

boops4life said:
9 and 10 inches on a human is insane
Skeletons wouldn't have a cock
Blazes don't have anywhere for a cock
Iron golems aren't even alive so wouldn't have a cock
Slimes probably reproduce asexually so no cock
But other than that this is some nice and is pretty hot

9 and 10 inches are insane
Skeletons can wear strap-ons.
The achievement for getting a blaze rod is literally called "Relieve a Blaze of its rod" and that can be taken so sexually
Iron Golems are literally made of metal, if a villager wanted to meld a penis onto it they could do that.
Slimes reproduce asexually but you know how much porn there is of a slime impregnating characters with eggs? Plus, it's made of slime. Slime can manipulate by all logic.

indigo_l'e' said:
should be a tag for penises charts

there is it’s comparing_penis

Ok but I'd like to point out that the creeper has a knot. Assuming its functional, once it's in, you cant get away

boops4life said:
9 and 10 inches on a human is insane
Skeletons wouldn't have a cock
Blazes don't have anywhere for a cock
Iron golems aren't even alive so wouldn't have a cock
Slimes probably reproduce asexually so no cock
But other than that this is some nice and is pretty hot

Skeletons would because they are humans but no skin
The cock would be on one of the rods of the blaze
This is dick comparisons so who tf cares?
Your both right and wrong on this one
So , this is just an image and your making a big deal about it so shut the fuck up

shadelupa said:
Ok but I'd like to point out that the creeper has a knot. Assuming its functional, once it's in, you cant get away

It's so that you can't run away before they can explode.

unknown48290 said:
Skeletons would because they are humans but no skin
The cock would be on one of the rods of the blaze
This is dick comparisons so who tf cares?
Your both right and wrong on this one
So , this is just an image and your making a big deal about it so shut the fuck up

"Skeletons would because they are humans but no skin" this is true, but they also lack blood and muscle to properly for a cock. Plus Cocks dont have bones in them

blaze pp is the best. :3

Since the ender dragon is canonically a female i’d say she be having all those dicks

Is it just me or do all these look closer then what the inch count would suggest?

some_moth said:
Is it just me or do all these look closer then what the inch count would suggest?

also like why does it say 30 inch for the slime and 40 inch for the ghast but the centimeters for ghast are less than for the slime

scaredygoat said:
I don't understand how the Wither's peen is bigger than the ender dragon's
https://e621.net/posts/2910778?q=endertwinks

HRT shrunk the Ender Dragon's dick

falar que eu adoraria ter alguns desse na minha boca

Is this from the wiki?

Steve has 9 inches??? That's insane!!