im that pink fox, stretch table mate.. training with mortisha

Green fox be like YOU ARE REALLY TALL YOUR ARE SO TALL FORREAL!

Wish somebody would ask me about how I got so wide instead of pointing it out.

(hard work and talent)

I just copy what my mom used to tell people.
Miracle Grow in our diapers

Or hell, tell them nah, my growth was stunted due to mom smoking. I'm so short!
(6ft. Irl)

Im using this response now on

I cheated with back surgery, 12 screws and 2 metal rods.

I needed to be able to reach the ground. Some noodlehead put it so dang far away.

emeralddragon2 said:
I cheated with back surgery, 12 screws and 2 metal rods.

That was stretching things a bit.

When I was the tallest in my class, I'd get this a bit. Make 'em smile like Red there and you may make a new friend.

I bet that guy has a friggin b i g weiner.

My goal in life is to either be really short or really tall. if I'm really short, then I can make jokes about how short I am, if I'm really tall, I can make jokes about how tall I am. But I can't really make height jokes if I'm really average

the_ace1233 said:
My goal in life is to either be really short or really tall. if I'm really short, then I can make jokes about how short I am, if I'm really tall, I can make jokes about how tall I am. But I can't really make height jokes if I'm really average

Yeah...5'8" doesn't pay too well. 4'11" or 6'5" and you're golden.

I once had a co-worker look at me and go 'Why are you so damn short!?" (I'm a 5'2" adult male)
My reply: So my feet can reach the ground.

She did not get it. No one reads the classics.