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  • Eh, I don't know if it's really that accurate. I mean, just an example, it's common knowledge that otters contain small portals to Otter Space™. Ya gotta know these thing.

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  • felicity_longis said:
    Eh, I don't know if it's really that accurate. I mean, just an example, it's common knowledge that otters contain small portals to Otter Space™. Ya gotta know these thing.

    Some few talented foxes also have an ability to tap into Otter Space™, but most make due with their super stretchy, totally invincible orifices

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  • dudeguy44 said:
    Some few talented foxes also have an ability to tap into Otter Space™, but most make due with their super stretchy, totally invincible orifices

    Now see the difference is that Otter Space™ is a sort of pocket dimension that exists between realties. On the other hand, if my understanding of anatomy is accurate, Fox Space™ is actually a simple illusion created by the perception of a fox's insides being made of an ultra-elastic compound currently being studied by CERN and NASA for it's uses in interplanetary space travel, nuclear fusion energy, hypersonic flight, and stress relief.

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  • felicity_longis said:
    Now see the difference is that Otter Space™ is a sort of pocket dimension that exists between realties. On the other hand, if my understanding of anatomy is accurate, Fox Space™ is actually a simple illusion created by the perception of a fox's insides being made of an ultra-elastic compound currently being studied by CERN and NASA for it's uses in interplanetary space travel, nuclear fusion energy, hypersonic flight, and stress relief.

    ah yes, one of humanities most important fields of study, stress relief

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  • alaska_boi said:
    ah yes, one of humanities most important fields of study, stress relief

    "so, bois, what have we learned thus far?"
    bois: *slaps fox* this bad boy can relieve you of all stress within minutes.

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  • No no no no u got it all wrong. they have internal portals that activate when ever said large item has been inserted so far

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  • You forgot to mention that a human also has a fuck tube, it’s just much less elastic and when you shove a horse penis through it you get a perforated colon not an erection.

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  • There are many things the dicc can be called. for example, cocc and pingus is also what they are called, some prefer long shooting meat tube and many others.

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  • fox_fanatic said:
    No no no no u got it all wrong. they have internal portals that activate when ever said large item has been inserted so far

    In that case, I bring this question. How the fuck do they eat?

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