anton-dabruzzo369201 said:
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Explicitly has characters use the words "pussy" and "sex".

Clearly, her purity is safe with him.

There's nothing funkier than traditional romance.

This is something I could totally see Funky saying.

anonymouslurker99 said:
This is something I could totally see Funky saying.

Cool but straight-laced dudebro.

officer_hotpants said:
There's nothing funkier than traditional romance.

So true. It's such a fascinating economy but then again I also find it interesting to see the reverse in a culture where marriage before sex is considered the taboo. 2 sides of the same coin kind of thing.

mercenaryx said:
So true. It's such a fascinating economy but then again I also find it interesting to see the reverse in a culture where marriage before sex is considered the taboo. 2 sides of the same coin kind of thing.

marriage before sex taboo? that seems so strange to me.

officer_hotpants said:
There's nothing funkier than traditional romance.

I want to vote this up, but it's currently at 64! I can't bring myself to do it!

What? Next thing you'll tell me is Funky's into hand-holding.

Based.

Be cool and hold the door for the ladies cuz being a gentleman is extra FUNKY!

he doesn't want to because he can't help but belt out a YEAHOOHOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH with every thrust and he's embarrassed

Funky says: "Always remember that the only person you should have sex with is the partner you have chosen to marry!"

ppcc said:
Who says traditional romance is dictated by whether or not you wait 'til marriage to have sex, that's just a pointless and useless societal thingy that changes absolutely nothing in a relationship

Shut the fuck up

You know what else is pretty lame?
MY MOM!!!!
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ppcc said:
Who says traditional romance is dictated by whether or not you wait 'til marriage to have sex, that's just a pointless and useless societal thingy that changes absolutely nothing in a relationship

It does though? It changes how committed they are to each other, kids raised in "whole" homes are more likely to be well adjusted happy. Also dating then getting married then having sex is literally the definition of traditional romance lmao.

artloveinghero said:
Condoms exist Funky, just saying.

that's still sex...did you think?

ppcc said:
Who says traditional romance is dictated by whether or not you wait 'til marriage to have sex, that's just a pointless and useless societal thingy that changes absolutely nothing in a relationship

missing the entire point and inserting their values, WOW! COOL DUDE!

hellpad said:
It does though? It changes how committed they are to each other, kids raised in "whole" homes are more likely to be well adjusted happy.

source: his anus

pivo said:
I want to vote this up, but it's currently at 64! I can't bring myself to do it!

You have no idea how many times I've had to upvote the 70th time on a post 😭 I swear it's more common for me than it should be

Also

Everyone arguing: This is a christian furry porn site!

I only just learned why sex before marriage was frowned upon.

Since contraceptives weren't a thing until relatively recently, sex would almost always result in pregnancy. Mortality rates were high during birth for both the mother and child, and there was almost no support for people without the means to support a child, so the churches discouraged sex until absolutely ready to support a family, which back in those days, was after marriage.

TLDR
Sex would almost always result in pregnancy, kids are expensive, so no sex until a family can be supported.

notharold said:
You have no idea how many times I've had to upvote the 70th time on a post 😭 I swear it's more common for me than it should be

Also

Everyone arguing: This is a christian furry porn site!

but what about 65th

forcedfire said:
I only just learned why sex before marriage was frowned upon.

Since contraceptives weren't a thing until relatively recently, sex would almost always result in pregnancy. Mortality rates were high during birth for both the mother and child, and there was almost no support for people without the means to support a child, so the churches discouraged sex until absolutely ready to support a family, which back in those days, was after marriage.

TLDR
Sex would almost always result in pregnancy, kids are expensive, so no sex until a family can be supported.

Wrong. Pairing hormones. Explains why world is going to crap. Women too promiscuous? Civilization collapses.

eschaton said:
Wrong. Pairing hormones. Explains why world is going to crap. Women too promiscuous? Civilization collapses.

Bro this was before the 1900s, before modern understanding of biology. Hormones weren't even a thought in anybody's mind.

People unironically agreeing with this on a furry porn site gotta be the funniest shit ever

eschaton said:
Wrong. Pairing hormones. Explains why world is going to crap. Women too promiscuous? Civilization collapses.

What the fuck are you talking about, Jesse?

eschaton said:
Wrong. Pairing hormones. Explains why world is going to crap. Women too promiscuous? Civilization collapses.

Who gave this guy's asshole the microphone