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Knowing that another touchy-feely , self-loathing, bleeding-heart Liberal would inevitably be the end result if he did not intervene, The General took it upon himself to educate the "Peach Kid" about his European heritage before the politically correct public indoctrination system could work it's guilt magic.

For days he would visit the lad and fuel his youthful imagination with colourful descriptions of cities such as Paris, Venice, and Dresden. He gave vivid descriptions of structures like the Palace of Versailles, Notre Dame, the Sistine Chapel and, one of his personal favorites, the Dresden Frauenkirche. He even brought along his old phonograph on a number of occasions so that the boy might experience classical music by composers like Beethoven and Bach.

The morning the child goose-stepped into class in a viking outfit, singing Wenn alle untreu werden, (much to the confusion of his teacher and classmates, I might add) the old war bird knew that his job was done.

Remember, REAL National Socialist education is never safe for viewing by your Jew-boss. Tactical discretion is advised.

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    Battle Fennec

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    Laevateinn said:
    "And that's how I got the Fourth Reich to lead an unstoppable Blitzkrieg....right into your hearts."

    Wasn't that the Third Reich?

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    Gora

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    Little known fact: that was the TF2 Medic's first bird but he didn't want to be German and associated with Nazi's so he replaced him with with Archenemies, the dove he has now.

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    EightyNine

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    Arcanine09 said:
    Wasn't that the Third Reich?

    Yes, and that went down, did it not?
    So I imagine you'd have to call the next dumb attention the Fourth, Fifth-
    So on, so forth.

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    Hardstyle Chris

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    vic34677 said:
    agian with the nazi shit? why is it trying to work its way in to furry fandom?

    Lol, you act as if people post Nazi stuff on this site 24/7. I would like to you meet a guy that goes by "Blacklist". He lives in your Settings Page and I'm sure you will get along with him perfectly. Also, tell the JIDF I said hi.

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    vic34677

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    Hardstyle_Chris said:
    Lol, you act as if people post Nazi stuff on this site 24/7. I would like to you meet a guy that goes by "Blacklist". He lives in your Settings Page and I'm sure you will get along with him perfectly. Also, tell the JIDF I said hi.

    no it not posted all the time, i just noticed it more lately
    and don't get why its working into this fandom?

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    Hardstyle Chris

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    vic34677 said:
    no it not posted all the time, i just noticed it more lately
    and don't get why its working into this fandom?

    Some people like the Nazi look. Some people do it for satire. Some people just want to have their characters look like a badass. I like the look too. There are tons of things in the furry fandom that won't be able understandable. There is always going to be weird/unusual interests, fantasies, and fetishes in the furry community.

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    thecooler

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    *head shots it* i hope that will make you be more tolerant to others that are different to you!, you darn dirty HUMAN KID!!!

    <JK>

    LOL

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    Mantikor

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    lol @ the backstory:

    Knowing that another touchy-feely, self-loathing, bleeding-heart Liberal would inevitably be the end result if he did not intervene, The General took it upon himself to educate the "Peach Kid" about his European heritage before the politically correct public indoctrination system could work it's guilt magic.

    For days he would visit the lad and fuel his youthful imagination with colourful descriptions of cities such as Paris, Venice, and Dresden. He gave vivid descriptions of structures like the Palace of Versailles, Notre Dame, the Sistine Chapel and, one of his personal favorites, the Dresden Frauenkirche. He even brought along his old phonograph on a number of occasions so that the boy might experience classical music by composers like Beethoven and Bach.

    The morning the child goose-stepped into class in a viking outfit, singing Wenn alle untreu werden, (much to the confusion of his teacher and classmates, I might add) the old war bird knew that his job was done.

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    Midas

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    Munkelzahn said:
    lol @ the backstory:

    oh god, im ashamed to say all i can think of is "and zat is how ve crushed poland and france"

    but i hate nazis and their symbolism, so i dont really feel bad for not wasting my creativity on that

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    DSR1337

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    OddJaguar15 said:
    the weird part is that was original a buddism symbol for peace

    The Buddhist symbol's arms rotate in the opposite direction. It bears no connection to the Western good-luck symbol (which was adopted for pretty much the same reason the National Socialists' American comrades adopted the cross). You can imagine how exasperating this is for Buddhists who have to explain this over and over again.

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    DSR1337

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    Munkelzahn said:
    lol @ the backstory:

    "...and on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so Man could fight the dinosaurs...and the homosexuals."

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    Ryuzaki Tritium

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    DSR1337 said:
    "...and on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so Man could fight the dinosaurs...and the homosexuals."

    "Amen!" xD

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