you have it on the ground

Thou hath dropped thy soap.

Oh here let me get that for you. Ooops! It would appear that in bending down to reach the soap I have accidentally placed my face near to your ass! What a predicament, well I might as well continue...Oh it appears my face is completely in your ass. [Muffled speaking sounds] {translation} "oh it would appear that by attempting to speak while so close to your ass, I am accidentally eating you out" Oh no! I have just stood up after picking up the soap and it would appear my now erect penis in on your butt checks. Oh golly gee, and by leaning over to hand you the soap, my erect phallus has now entered your anus. What an unexpected series of events!

minuarm said:
Oh here let me get that for you. Ooops! It would appear that in bending down to reach the soap I have accidentally placed my face near to your ass! What a predicament, well I might as well continue...Oh it appears my face is completely in your ass. [Muffled speaking sounds] {translation} "oh it would appear that by attempting to speak while so close to your ass, I am accidentally eating you out" Oh no! I have just stood up after picking up the soap and it would appear my now erect penis in on your butt checks. Oh golly gee, and by leaning over to hand you the soap, my erect phallus has now entered your anus. What an unexpected series of events!

Funny how that works!

what the deer doin

rabbiitch said:
what the deer doin

Deez nuts

tucko said:
Deez nuts

*deerz nuts

🎵 have you checked your butthole? 🎵

minuarm said:
Oh here let me get that for you. Ooops! It would appear that in bending down to reach the soap I have accidentally placed my face near to your ass! What a predicament, well I might as well continue...Oh it appears my face is completely in your ass. [Muffled speaking sounds] {translation} "oh it would appear that by attempting to speak while so close to your ass, I am accidentally eating you out" Oh no! I have just stood up after picking up the soap and it would appear my now erect penis in on your butt checks. Oh golly gee, and by leaning over to hand you the soap, my erect phallus has now entered your anus. What an unexpected series of events!

bazinga