There’s no fucking way I’m naming my son John

bluepine said:
There’s no fucking way I’m naming my son John

Girl=Cortana
Boy=John
The gardevoir must really love Halo.
Also, don't tick off a psychic Pokemon that can create miniature black holes.

crazyt said:
Girl=Cortana
Boy=John
The gardevoir must really love Halo.
Also, don't tick off a psychic Pokemon that can create miniature black holes.

According to something SaltyXodium drew a while back (and deleted off his twitter for reasons unknown to me), this Gardevoir is nothing short of a Halo master (or even goddess). As a Ralts, she beat Halo 2's campaign on Legendary with some crazy restrictions I can't remember with little effort and then evolved into a Kirlia as she and her master were discussing what to eat right after she beat it.

exlurker said:
According to something SaltyXodium drew a while back (and deleted off his twitter for reasons unknown to me), this Gardevoir is nothing short of a Halo master (or even goddess). As a Ralts, she beat Halo 2's campaign on Legendary with some crazy restrictions I can't remember with little effort and then evolved into a Kirlia as she and her master were discussing what to eat right after she beat it.

Oh my. That's quite the impressive accomplishment. The only crazy gaming accomplishment of mine is beating The Invincible Empyrean Sentinel solo as the Fragtrap in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Multiple times.

crazyt said:
Oh my. That's quite the impressive accomplishment. The only crazy gaming accomplishment of mine is beating The Invincible Empyrean Sentinel solo as the Fragtrap in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Multiple times.

Looks like SaltyXodium just uploaded a colored version of the comic (and edited from the previous version that revealed some of her past). Turns out she beat Halo Combat Evolved on Legendary with only a Plasma Rifle (and can do it without jumping or shooting), then revealed she could beat Halo 2 on Legendary without shooting, using vehicles, or jumping!

bluepine said:
There’s no fucking way I’m naming my son John

It's actually Jhon, but ok

crazyt said:
Girl=Cortana
Boy=John
The gardevoir must really love Halo.

exlurker said:
According to something SaltyXodium drew a while back (and deleted off his twitter for reasons unknown to me), this Gardevoir is nothing short of a Halo master (or even goddess). As a Ralts, she beat Halo 2's campaign on Legendary with some crazy restrictions I can't remember with little effort and then evolved into a Kirlia as she and her master were discussing what to eat right after she beat it.

"What kind of master would abandon you in the rain? Do you want to come with me? I need a partner to beat halo on legendary."
Halo was probably one of her earliest happy memories.

shoulda went with Jorge for boy