"Biggest dick on market"

later...

"Upgrade her now !"

me : is that a dildo or a dick?

that_black_cat said:
me : is that a dildo or a dick?

both

UPGRADES PEOPLE! UPGRADES!

I'll take your entire stock!

that_black_cat said:
"Biggest dick on market"

later...

"Upgrade her now !"

me : is that a dildo or a dick?

Dildick

nan1990 said:
UPGRADES PEOPLE! UPGRADES!

Why be you, when you can be new?

With he upgrade the total price is $1100 w/o tax. Tbh, that's a total fucking steal, if the product functions as advertised.

Need more futa protogens

pisswizzardrequiem said:
With he upgrade the total price is $1100 w/o tax. Tbh, that's a total fucking steal, if the product functions as advertised.

That's less than an iPhone nowadays

hell yea

nan1990 said:
UPGRADES PEOPLE! UPGRADES!

derpitwo said:
Why be you, when you can be new?

i can see this scene in my head

The dick doesn't come standard? Man, first they try shipping phones without chargers, and now this.