I'm not sure which of those two options would be more painful...

Well hell, he went and finished himself off seconds earlier! Cheating, I tell you! Sexy, sexy cheating!

You know its dragons that act like this that always piss me off cause they act like their all that, all it takes is a grenade shoved down his throat to kill that arrogant bastard.

i'm thinking of somewhere else to shove that grenade...

MetalicSoul said:
You know its dragons that act like this that always piss me off cause they act like their all that, all it takes is a grenade shoved down his throat to kill that arrogant bastard.

Hell yeah!

MetalicSoul said:
You know its dragons that act like this that always piss me off cause they act like their all that, all it takes is a grenade shoved down his throat to kill that arrogant bastard.

I know it's kinda pointless to argue about mythological physiology, but it's worth pointing out these things can BREATHE FIRE. Also, generally speaking you usually want to avoid the giant, tooth-filled jaws of certain death :V

in this scenario, my survival instincts would tell me to run, but it's a tempting offer anyway! (more interesting than dying of cancer, rite?)

Actually now that you mention them breathing fire, a bazooka blowing his head off sounds much better.

well, I'm assuming who ever he's talking to isn't quite prepared to blow his head off. That and, maybe a few here have ever really shot a bazooka, or held a grenade for that matter.

What happens if you chop off the head of a dragon? is it like a chicken, where the body can still survive?

I heard that the dragon is a distant relative of the chicken...

MetalicSoul said:
Actually now that you mention them breathing fire, a bazooka blowing his head off sounds much better.

Yes, but that works on everything.

Well, everything except some varieties of dragon.

elad said:
I know it's kinda pointless to argue about mythological physiology, but it's worth pointing out these things can BREATHE FIRE. Also, generally speaking you usually want to avoid the giant, tooth-filled jaws of certain death :V

in this scenario, my survival instincts would tell me to run, but it's a tempting offer anyway! (more interesting than dying of cancer, rite?)

Yeah but...Grenades use very little fire...Most damage is done by shrapnel.

Clocks said:
Yes, but that works on everything.

Well, everything except some varieties of dragon.

If Resident Evil has taught me anything, it's that rocket launchers solve any problem.

The captions ruin it for me... not into threats of vore.

Into dominance, but :/

Good pic though!

Alateriel said:
Yeah but...Grenades use very little fire...Most damage is done by shrapnel.

You seem to be missing the point. You'd first have to get close enough to get the grenade down it's throat.

MetalicSoul said:
Actually now that you mention them breathing fire, a bazooka blowing his head off sounds much better.

Bazookas suck, anyway. All he has to do is move slightly to the right or left to avoid it.

foxybrown said:
The captions ruin it for me... not into threats of vore.

Into dominance, but :/

Good pic though!

I'm gonna headcanon it as role playing. In which case, hawt.

MintyB said:

Bazookas suck, anyway. All he has to do is move slightly to the right or left to avoid it.

You know rockets aren't *actually* as slow as they go in Call of Duty, right-?

Kiparis said:
You know rockets aren't *actually* as slow as they go in Call of Duty, right-?

Yeah... they go quite fast IRL, right?

Renard_Queenston said:
Yeah... they go quite fast IRL, right?

Shit, man, apparently RPG-7 warheads go around 257 miles an hour, and that's a very old type.

And, if you can't handle a bazooka, you can use a panzerfast. (literally means "tank fist")It has ABSOLUTELY NO KNOCKBACK!
... However I doubt the dragon would be talking like that if you had one.

cromethedragon said:
And, if you can't handle a bazooka, you can use a panzerfast. (literally means "tank fist")It has ABSOLUTELY NO KNOCKBACK!
... However I doubt the dragon would be talking like that if you had one.

You got that right and if he said one word that pissed me off I'd of used it then and there, if not the head then I go for the body so long as it hits the damn thing and makes him bleed to death I'd of not cared.