It's a stress ball that creeps the **** out of you when you squeeze it of course.

D: i'd feel really bad squeezing that thing.

and slightly frightened.

When I look at this, I have no idea what to think or how to feel.

I like when a picture has that effect.

Looks like a tribble. But really really scary.

They go great with ketchup.

It would say something "You gonna die for that" when squeezed.

Innocuous said:
They go great with ketchup.

Lol

Looks alot like candy floss.

I scared some ppl with this picture the other day, it was so funny because one of them said "Burn that thing with fire".

Fapfapfap ...

The Trouble With Tribbles?

Zok said:
The Trouble With Tribbles?

voldemort1 said:
OMG THAT'S WHAT A TRIBBLE IS I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE A STAR TREK NERD'S DREAM PET BUT NOOOOOO IT ISN'T IT IS A STRESS BALL GONE WILD!!!!!!!

I feel like it's going to eat me... Can I close the page nao?

Does it summon an army of loyal, man-eating furbies if I squeeze it in the vicinity of a coastal area?

ktkr said:
Does it summon an army of loyal, man-eating furbies if I squeeze it in the vicinity of a coastal area?

Half-Life FTW!

I WANT ONE :D

BiHumper said:
WTF else would someone burn this with...? LOL "Burn it with fire" yeah no shite sherlock.

You can burn things with acid too.

Squishy!

Throw it at someone.

aw this makes me sad... why squeeze something so cute? D:

That's gotta hurt.

I just read up about Tribbles, and they remind me of parasprites.

Taitou said:
I just read up about Tribbles, and they remind me of parasprites.

its what those where based on...

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GANNA DIE!! :D

wonder how the meeting went for the people who decided to make this?
*thinks*
alright men were gonna make a new stress toy for all the little children of the world except where gonna make it look extremely creepy when squeezed even slightly and will most likely scar said kids for life

It looks a little like a guinea pig. Maybe if someone could breed successful generations that rounded the body and fased out legs and feet. But I guess the more helpless an animal is the more we love it.

Pretty sure this is supposed to be an explosive pufferkitten.

Gotta get that fleeb juice out

Nuuu! I feel bad for it! Poor stress baal
;_;

Thought this was Kirby.

I wonder if I squeeze or poke it will it squeak?

It lets out a depressing sigh when you squeeze it

I was totally thinking stressball without looking at the tags

Every time I see this I get reminded of Watapon.

Taitou said:
I just read up about Tribbles, and they remind me of parasprites.

Tribbles came first, and were very probably the inspiration for parasprites.

ktkr said:
Does it summon an army of loyal, man-eating furbies if I squeeze it in the vicinity of a coastal area?

That'd be either terrifyingly epic or epicly terrifying

Clover_Goldngreen said:
You can burn things with acid too.

or plasma

ktkr said:
Looks alot like candy floss.

American: What the fresh figgled fuck is Candy Floss?

HelloYesThisIsDog said:
American: What the fresh figgled fuck is Candy Floss?

...I believe its also referred to as Cotton Candy...

I also believe that i'm wrong...somewhere here...

WALTHERS14 said:
...I believe its also referred to as Cotton Candy...

I also believe that i'm wrong...somewhere here...

honestly the joke was that America and Americans literally forced themselves to come up with dialects just to un-britishify the nation. Hence why we say Zee instead of Zed, remove the U from Colour and Favourite, Cotton Candy, So on so forth. Sucks that I had to explain it but hey whoever's just browsing through porn/cute shit will have a fun history lesson down here.

This reminds of a very long old joke involving a creature described how this looks called a Rary. And the joke nodded to a song called Long Way to Tipperary.

This guy wants to get his wife something rare and special for her birthday, a pet that doesn't need a lot. So he goes to a pet store and talks to the owner. The owner offers him a cute little fluffy creature and all you can see is a tiny nose and mouth. The guy tells him, "You must only feed the Rary once a day." The man takes it home and presents it as a gift to his wife who is overjoyed.

Some time later the Rary starts calling out for food while the wife is home. She feeds it lunch. Later when the husband comes home the creature is calling again so he feeds it. They go to bed. There is a thump in the night. The husband goes down to check on the sound,the Rary has outgrown it's cage so he puts it in a bigger one and goes back to sleep.

This cycle repeats another two days and the couple see how big the thing is getting, it's as big as a horse.

"How many times did you feed it?" the husband asked.
"Once a day at lunch." she said. "What about you?"
"Once a day when I got home..."

The two looked at each other then the bigger creature. As much as the wife loves the creature it is much too big and so the Husband takes the creature to the nearest cliff and sets it down. "Sorry buddy." he said to it.

To his surprise the creature pushes it's head out and says, "Oh gee, It's that a Long Way to Tip a Rary?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZsfTWqqKKM

I think now is a good time to tell you all that someone on the Star Trek team had the job to stand on the set and throw this thing at William Shatner’s head.