Honestly not a bad way to die

You know what they say: live flaccid or die hard!

She has the horny bat, do not try again

princegoatcheese said:
You know what they say: live flaccid or die hard!

Words to live by

https://i.imgur.com/G8gF7rV_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Worth

e-tron said:
Words to live by

*die by

Then I'll die happy.

Should this still have the facesitting tag if its not actually taking place?

blackandwhitekat said:
Should this still have the facesitting tag if its not actually taking place?

I mean, it is implied something is getting there face sat on x3

Knowing Mae, that has multiple implications:
1) She thinks you're weird
2) She may be stating it as a fact
3) She may be saying it out of concern and safety for your own well-being
4) She's not being Body Positive and by saying that has, probably, fat-shamed herself

5) IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE.

6) She may be down for it anyway, 'cause that's just how Mae is.

Good

I swear first time I thought she said "That's it I'm going to kill you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzrYgDnewSI

"The Moment Has Been Prepared For..."

no i just want some spaghetti and meatballs

A sacrifice I am willing to make

Did I stutter?

Cat ass, killer of men