Epic

It's good to be King.

moosifer said:
It's good to be King.

Mel Brooks couldn’t have put it better.

The weirdest part is that this is historically accurate

Enraging the guy that can be considered a marksman with his bow and broke into the castle several times undetected... would be better for Mr.Richard to keep it a secret

This arrangement kind of seems like a win/win for Marian honestly.

teledroid13 said:
The weirdest part is that this is historically accurate

In what way? The fiction of primae noctis? Even if it did exist, and historical evidence is lacking, it was never even rumored to apply to nobles, only peasants.

deaddirewolf said:
In what way? The fiction of primae noctis? Even if it did exist, and historical evidence is lacking, it was never even rumored to apply to nobles, only peasants.

It didn't exist, but kings often took noble mistresses who had to be married in order to avoid the appearance of prostitution. Usually their husbands were aware of the arrangement and well compensated, though.

deaddirewolf said:
In what way? The fiction of primae noctis? Even if it did exist, and historical evidence is lacking, it was never even rumored to apply to nobles, only peasants.

Nerrrrrrrd.

ahhhh now I see why Simba wanted to be king so bad

Is there a way for a regular user to add a tag? This technically counts as incest, since I believe Richard is Marian's uncle.

This is confirmed by the line at the end of the movie: "It seems I now have an outlaw...as an IN-law. Ha!"

mrfurre said:
Is there a way for a regular user to add a tag? This technically counts as incest, since I believe Richard is Marian's uncle.

This is confirmed by the line at the end of the movie: "It seems I now have an outlaw...as an IN-law. Ha!"

Scroll down until you see the edit option under the tags that will allow you to edit it/add insect

This is hot and fucked up at the same time, I like it 🥴

Just no...

kush said:
This is hot and fucked up at the same time, I like it 🥴

Fantasies can sure take you to weird and morally complex places

squirrelz said:
Enraging the guy that can be considered a marksman with his bow and broke into the castle several times undetected... would be better for Mr.Richard to keep it a secret

Richard had bad luck with bows..

teledroid13 said:
The weirdest part is that this is historically accurate

My guy King Richard is basically Maid Marians Uncle. Nothing about that is "historically accurate".

mysticalbat said:
My guy King Richard is basically Maid Marians Uncle. Nothing about that is "historically accurate".

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