You see, according to these papers, my client was at home at 6:54pm, making them unable to commit those murders

YES. I hope one day someone can make a follow-up or another version of that short-lived Ace Attorney furry game

It's written right here, my client is NOT horny and never was horny. Therefore, they should NOT be sent to horny jail.

ddm150 said:
You see, according to these papers, my client was at home at 6:54pm, making them unable to commit those murders

OBJECTION
Yet what tell you that your client had a sibling?
Accordings to those birth certificate, your client and his brother are both siblings.

"Clearly, my client, DOES own an Airfryer. According to his 2019 purchase."

nixontrax said:
"Clearly, my client, DOES own an Airfryer. According to his 2019 purchase."

Therefore, my client is as... How do the younguns call it? Right! BASED!